TBG

Gillispie Tino Lascelles Dummett Burn Longstaff Bruno Miley Ritchie Miggy Hall

Come on boy, *sniffles* lets go out back *holding back tears* and pocket one more world class winger one last time *sniffles*

Banger

Tino is scoring tonight

Messi goes on that sort of run and we talk about it for years

Totally unrelated to tonight's fixture, but I have a rhubarb pie and some squirty cream. Reckon they go together?

There might be some truth in it, but I swear The Sun only ran with this and the 'FANS WILL BE MADE HOMELESS' article on Sunday because us winning ruined them leading with a Howe under pressure article.

Couldn't see pre injury Botman wearing gloves in 14 degrees weather.

Yes but less about your mate, how's Miley?

Pheeww, was worried we wouldn't have time to fit in another ad break

Bloody Glazers making them play it out from the back

Harsh on Arteta, that reaction is different in Spain.

Good start for West Ham but there's a long way to go, so I won't go giving them any kudus just yet.

What's this I hear about Dan Burn hating him? Slightly worrying if there's disharmony in the team.

He's the only one to celebrate with Eddie? Where was the rest?

Schar, he's gluten for punishment

Haven't seem Lascelles' apparant elbow on him, but Jimenez doesn't make that challenge without that happening. He was out for revenge on someone.

114 successful passes.

Could've rotated Gillespie for Dubravka but other than that no complaints.

Results put us only 5 points behind City, or only 12 points ahead of Palace depending on how the forum is feeling.

Remembered Dubravka who hasnt put a foot wrong, is playing.

Am I reading too much into Hall not smiling when coming on?