TBG

Wine is only drank by people who would rather be drinking Ribena, but think they're too old for it.

Too many wine drinkers

Couple of hundred followers and they think they're celebrities. Honestly wouldn't be surprised if they come out with "Do you know who I am!?" at the Strawberry when they're stood there waiting to be served.

Aye beats listening to the old ball and chain all day

The year is 2034 and Steve Bruce still hasn't been able to change things over night.

Aye, finished work at 5 and town was buzzing. Really made me want to stop out and go to the match but then I remembered the cunt in charge and the cunt managing the team.

Didn't say which year either.

David Wheatear available for £25.

Is he still doing that Sayers film.

That's definitely a plane.

It'll be a lovely day out

The lads will need us more than ever. Gonna be there for the Leeds game decked out in the full kit unless the club now sell an officially licensed black and white morphsuit.

Nah. Fuck him. He knew exactly what he was getting himself into.

Hope Ferguson comes out and says he never actually spoke to Ronaldo. Sick of reading/hearing about how he convinced him to come "home".

Crespo and Shevchenko at Chelsea

The team (that managed fine without crowds during Covid and manage with the piss poor atmosphere these day) need the support.

The same bairns that spend Monday to Friday in Man City, Chelsea, Liverpool, Barcelona, PSG etc etc kits love it though. Honest.

He can't change things over night

Put 6 past the mighty West Brom though.

Could've been £500k a week if it wasn't for that £6m fine, so fair play to the Premier League for taking action.

"Look putting the result aside, it was lovely to see a local lad like myself on the score sheet today. That's what's football is about. So the real winner today was Newcastle and it's people" - Said Bruce following his side's defeat against Southampton

I get that, but still don't buy into the notion that going to the football is the only way they can spend time with their kids.

Maybe he's signing for them furth and then joining us next season?