TBG

Me rocking up to the sela Cup

I actually want it. How do you measure head size? Not a euphemism.

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Would you rather have 5 rumours, or Thiaw signed in time for the trip to Japan?

PIF could put us all at ease with a statement ideally before 6:30PM GMT

Should we not be concerned that PIF have lowered their expectations from best in the universe to best in the world?

What about those on BlackBerry OS?

Same amount of goals as Jacob Murphy so far in pre season

Get turned over by Hull in a meaningless glorified training session pre season friendly, and I can see another late night crisis meeting held at the training ground, that has been heavily upgraded, but still remains without a sponsor and not replaced, to discuss Adidas' efforts or there lackof so far

One at a time ladies.

I want no tears when we resort to selling Scott Bailey for £10M, cause yous wouldn't stump up £60.

Granted there's just under 14 hours still to go today and the club didn't give a specific time, but it's a disgrace that I can't buy the feather training top on the day it's supposed to be released. Adidas? More like I Adidont.

Others will no doubt complain, but from what I've seen, we'll have no issues with Hernes delivering.

How dare you ask me to remove my glasses

It will be however a handy indication to determine which players are (Joelinton, Bruno, Isak, Gordon), and aren't (Longstaff, Burn if playing at leftback, the Greek keeper even though he isnt in the squad and Tonali if he doesn't replicate the performance against Rangers in a pre season friendly) trying based on how clingy the shirt is during the game.

"500k watch eh Sandro. Not water proof though is it Sandro. Pathetic. "

Release the trailer.

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To be fair, plenty if not everybody on here watches the Serbian second division so, we, not the club will be best placed to decide whether he's a good signing and whether his subsequent £20M sale to someone else after not kicking a ball for the first team, deserves Mitchell handing in his resignation letter.

Let me try * clears throat * How about we all just get off his back.

Undeniably less than hundreds of billions, but is "many, many years" more or less than several, several years.

Or something like that

What about those who don't have 48 hours?

We can't go into the weekend without a rumour. So here's one. £60M for Dwight McNeil. I've just made this rumour up, however feel free to discuss Howe losing his mind and how McNeil would make a great signing for anyone other than us.