Bish

Presumably because we started losing after 43 seconds? Does there need to be any other reason

Guffaw.

In the provisional England squad.

Lacina Traore?

Uh I think its Enrique Inglesias

I wonder why that is? Hope he reads that and feels a right cunt

I was out all day yesterday so couldn't properly follow what happened in full. Would it be correct to say that a 30m bid came in, was rejected, then a 35m bid came in, Carroll said I want a new contract (with presumably higher wages), Cashley and Lambias said no, so Carroll puts in a transfer request to make it easier for the transfer to be made?

On the plus side, forum record for users online today

Here we go again..

Perch was in the best position and had a go at Ranger after he missd.

It's the faces, man they are always just so perfect Quinn's ridiculous face at the start, and the little bit of tongue poking out of Bent's mouth

Caricature of himself

s*** post. Hold my hands up entirely - i find it very difficult to like Pardew. To me it reads as if he wants nowt to do with Ranger. Apologies for harbouring this opinion. That's the problem right there. You are being ruled by prejudices you hold over Pardew. IF and that's a sizable if, Pardew has intentionally left his name out, I would imagine it's him again trying to spark a reaction from Ranger due to his persistent poor time keeping etc. Can't see that sparking anything but anger/frustration tbh. I know I would get frustrated anyway. Frustrated that someone would think that lowly of you, thereby making you want to prove them wrong? Frustrated with not being acknowledged. Frustrated of hearing people who have a couple of minutes off the bench and proven nowt, being in front of you in the line. It's not like he hasn't had his chances. And Best did score a hattrick. True that, but he's young and will only get better (if Pardew manages to talk him some sense(not like his media quote's, no). Best did score a hattrick, but he was also given a chance from start. Tbf you don't know what Pardew is saying to him outside of the media.

s*** post. Hold my hands up entirely - i find it very difficult to like Pardew. To me it reads as if he wants nowt to do with Ranger. Apologies for harbouring this opinion. That's the problem right there. You are being ruled by prejudices you hold over Pardew. IF and that's a sizable if, Pardew has intentionally left his name out, I would imagine it's him again trying to spark a reaction from Ranger due to his persistent poor time keeping etc. Can't see that sparking anything but anger/frustration tbh. I know I would get frustrated anyway. Frustrated that someone would think that lowly of you, thereby making you want to prove them wrong? Frustrated with not being acknowledged. Frustrated of hearing people who have a couple of minutes off the bench and proven nowt, being in front of you in the line. It's not like he hasn't had his chances. And Best did score a hattrick.

s*** post. Hold my hands up entirely - i find it very difficult to like Pardew. To me it reads as if he wants nowt to do with Ranger. Apologies for harbouring this opinion. That's the problem right there. You are being ruled by prejudices you hold over Pardew. IF and that's a sizable if, Pardew has intentionally left his name out, I would imagine it's him again trying to spark a reaction from Ranger due to his persistent poor time keeping etc. Can't see that sparking anything but anger/frustration tbh. I know I would get frustrated anyway. Frustrated that someone would think that lowly of you, thereby making you want to prove them wrong?

dannysimpson12 Danny Simpson Interesting news lol

Full Time. 5-1 to Newcastle and we are top of the league once again

Dummett just clipped the bar and Gosling has been very good today according to Dan King

Demolition.

Yes way. It's happening. Even if he wasn't planning on leaving, the amount of abuse he's got on Twitter has seen to that

3-0 at Half Time. Not bad for a top of the table clash (them being first and us second)

NUFC RESERVES: Ole Soderberg, James Perch, Paul Dummett, Patrick McLaughlin, Jeff Henderson, Stevie Folan, Conor Newton, Dan Gosling, Nile Ranger, Xisco, Shane Ferguson. SUBS: Dan Leadbitter, Jak Alnwick, Greg McDermott, Michael Richardson, Sammy Ameobi.

Bruce looks fucking ill

Agreed, he is way too good for that league. Looked mint on either wing even though he only has one foot, and he's got a better shot on him than Routledge and Jonas combined.

Random but I like it in a bizarre way. There are so many inside jokes on this forum its quite hard to know where to begin..