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Mbappe is the best player in the world now, let’s give him some respect

Nice bit of double down, classy

Forgot about Gray, missed Bergvall. The Gray signing is a big one actually

That’s AI

Have Spurs had any transfer activity in either direction yet? Feel like only Man U and Chelsea have had activity so far from the richest clubs

No chance

Winning an international tournament isn’t some simple thing. They come around once every two years, there are a lot of good teams. The idea that someone is ready to go in and is odds to win with England is a bit of a stretch

Hope Eddie releases a video where he sprays his face and teeth black and white shouting “I am awaited in the Champions League 2025-26” and then throws a harpoon into an FA executive’s balding skull

Confident that none of them actually enjoy football or have any understanding of it

For me, being a decent person is more important than being a great manager. To have had someone in that role for so long who’s held themselves well counts for a huge amount. We were awful before him and a lot of the football under him in the last four years has been very poor. Would I like a manager who plays good football, of course. Have we ever experienced that with England consistently? Not really. Do I care a great deal about England? Only at the very end of tournaments and only if they’re playing well and deserve to win

Time to win the league with Man U. Arise, Sir Gareth. Your time has come. Ashworth, servant to the King of the Rats awaits you with anticipation

Southgone. Going to be grim reading until Carsley gets appointed. Please be Potter

Tottenham would be my guess

Hope our tracking of Nico levels up to stalking

Are you going to kill Foden? I have the impression that if you could you would

I think Howe leaving would be disastrous for us, would be good news for England though. I have no idea whether he’d take it or not, I’m sure none of us do

England will keep producing quality players at this point. It’s not the old days where it was all about funnelling physical players through. We have lots of players with good technique now and that will only continue

Could see Howe bullying him and giving him lashings in training for being small. Just got to hope he’s still got some growing left to do at the tender age of 20

I do think he’d be a very good player under Howe, he’s an extremely busy footballer. I’ve never seen him play on the right though and he’d have to play there. Has anyone watched him down in the championship?

You’re giving Kane a lot of credit and blaming Southgate for Kane’s performances rather than for the fact Southgate played him. Kane was second to every ball, he lost the majority of aerial duels, his movement to find space was awful. These are all things that aren’t just down to shape, they were down to him either carrying an injury or him being exhausted. I don’t think his body is completely done yet but he was no better than Chris Wood when he was at Newcastle, in fact, he offered less

Remarkable stats, must be the worst in history for a team making the final, in terms of our attacking play

He’s definitely an upgrade and versatile. He came on the scene looking amazing but he’s obviously stalled a bit. Eddie would sort him out but he’d also despise him because of his stature

Hmm, just checked Transfermarkt and his main position is on the right. Was that where he was when they played in the premier league? I remember him on the left but maybe I’m misremembering

Plays on the left mainly or did I see him playing more on the right last year? We love a player whose natural position is on the left because Eddie hates Southgate

Give it to trusty Lamps, he’s earned his stripes