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“If you want the arm bands who am I to argue? Mad Dog, go fetch Sandro the Batman arm bands”

Just think Hall will be massive for us in transition out of defence and in passing across the face of goal. With Tino bombing forward and Hall dancing into space and picking a great forward pass we’re going to be a completely different team in attack. That is until Trippier and Kelly start

Fair play, incredible player

Get in, this one feels exciting

What’s the motivation for him to leave Arsenal? He’s 16, surely he has a route through if he keeps developing? Maybe he has issues with the coaches there or just wants some serious dollar. Just feel like being at a very good academy at a club who are challenging for the premier league seems like an odd foundation for wanting to get out

Was hoping Tino and little Joe would be in full training by now. Kelly being injured is on point at least

Think I’ll ask for an important salary in my next appraisal

Who would realistically pay Rashford’s wages based on his ability? It’s only PSG and Chelsea who’d be stupid enough

Demba only ever goes up in my estimation

Sounds like a City Sean Casey. Get him in the bin

I’d be happy with Bobb on loan. My stance is pretty much that I don’t think we should take loans but we obviously sailed extremely close to the wind financially last year. If we can bring in a high quality loanee with the potential to try and make it permanent then we should do it. If it’s not possible to make it permanent then I still think there’s a pragmatic argument even though it’s shit to develop other team’s players, especially City’s

We changing the sheets tonight lads?

“I don’t know a thing about that, who?” As Isak enters his medical

Classic straight bat. Nice bit of pressure on the ownership / senior management structures as well

Everton sound like they’re absolutely fucked, doesn’t feel like a situation where a magical solution appears

Carsley, step right up

Another GK, absolutely stacked in that position now for third and fourth alternates. Take that Giorgi

I actually think he’s a decent player but he’s worth £20m and nowhere near good enough for a side challenging for CL football

That’s nice regarding Bruno F, still hate his guts

I like him but they are an absolutely idiotic club, they have zero vision at all and will continue to achieve fuck all other than losing money and bringing through good academy players

This video is immense. Loving seeing our players clearly enjoying themselves and not having to put on a show for the cameras

Bizarre as fuck that, as if anyone’s going to buy that

What is it now? I used to love playing fives there. Is it just abandoned now?

I hear you, maybe doesn’t tick all the right boxes. I thought it was likely going to be flats as well when I saw it which feels really shit. Royal Quays is already on its arse, it feels like a dead zone round there and could do with something to breathe life into it

I heard Wet ‘n’ Wild had been bought out. People’s thoughts on turning it into our stadium?