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Fuck right off

Should have signed Semenyo

Frimpong looks incredibly weak 1 to 1 defensively

Liverpool have been predictably very average for a side that wants the title. They play like this most weeks and they’ll struggle to clear 70 points

Pathetic goal to concede. Fuck I hate them and him

Absolutely, saw it in pre-season too. Imagine Jow bullying him. Could see him handing over his lunch money after the first shoulder barge

Bournemouth should score there

Should have been Semenyo’s retort

The wheelchair lad most likely, not a fan of protected characteristics obviously

Was funny as fuck watching him get wheeled back. Semenyo looked completely nonplussed

This would be borderline criminal behaviour from Forest

This game’s got some bite. Slot’s ramping up the cunt act, can see it being fully realised this season

It’s very rare you actually see someone making such a blatant attempt at handball

Gimme gimme gimme a striker who’s not on strike

If we think there could be a last minute signing, what would the profile be? Can only imagine it’s someone we have a release clause met and terms agreed but why wouldn’t we go earlier?

There’s no path back for him for me. Can’t wait to boo the lad when he’s gone. While he plays for us I’ll just grimace and shake my head but when he’s gone I’m going to tear into him like I’ve never torn into a player before

“That’s not a name I’m aware of no.” As Ramsey runs in and does a stone cold stunner on Isak through a table

Get the feeling things are going to get ugly this season for Slot. He’s brought in some amazing players but there’s huge pressure and for lots of last season they overperformed in terms of results compared with their performances. Salah’s not going to bail them out again, he’s older and last season was a bit of a freak event. Going to be beautiful to watch if it all goes wrong, whether they get Isak or not

Is this shite all being pushed by American owners? Just leave it the fuck alone and let us watch football without loads of cheap, contrived nonsense added in

Winning this would be so unbelievably sweet after the attempted bonfire by Isak to set the club alight. Would be so amazing to get decent results out of this and the Liverpool game while Isak’s still on our books. The swine

The one thing I will say is that Joe appears the least committed player in the squad mentally (aside from the wantaway rat). I don’t mean he wants out, I just don’t think he’s got that strong a competitive spirit compared to his teammates. Ramsey coming in might be good for him on that front though, might make him fight more

Don’t show any sign of weakness? Fuck off man. You’ve got absolutely no leverage here. Pretend to be as strong as you want, you’re not going to feel like Mariusz Pudzianowski when you’re getting fined to fuck and no one wants to buy you anymore because you’re the most toxic man in football

Buy back clauses should be outlawed. The only teams that can force them into deals are the elite clubs who already have everything stacked in their favour. They know that it’s an absolute no-lose scenario with huge upside to agree a relatively low buy-back clause that you’d only ever implement if the player was worth way more than the value you’d agreed a few years previous. It’s fucking dogshit for football to just keep making life easier and easier for the top clubs

He’s extremely good at battling in air and winning aerial duels. He’s very physical and a handful for defenders. He’s also got the worst touch in the league, certainly for a forward

Think that’s probably one of those deals that can be considered good for everyone involved