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Shocking analysis, you only have to watch five mins of football where they’re both involved to understand this is complete lies. Swear loads of people who are into football have fuck all ability to understand what’s going on

Pep’s recycling of his spit is one of the weirdest overt compulsive behaviours I’ve seen

And, Bobb looks like he transforms them as well. Wonder what Phil Foden is making of all this. Bobb and Reijnders both have major playmaking qualities as well as quality finishing. I think they’re probably back even though they’re still a bit weak on the left wing

Reijnders, what a player

Standard of refereeing just getting worse and worse. Every year it becomes less and less of a contact game

I’d do this, Gordon can’t play CF but he is more dangerous across a game than Barnes from LW. Don’t think Barnes loses that much from his game by playing centrally as a striker, provided he can get a yard of space. His game is essentially get a yard of space and then rifle in a stunner. Surely there’s a way to make it work for him in the CF role currently over any other option we have

Looks such an exciting player

I want us to tear these dickheads apart. The crowd need to bury them. We need a win more than we’ve needed one against them in over twenty years. The 8pm kickoff means people should be bang up for this, hope people are on the piss but not overdoing it, needs to be aggressive as fuck in the ground

Feel sorry for him. He’s 22 years old. He played 124 mins total for us in the league last season and roughly the same amount in each cup In 23/24 he played 784 mins in a relegation side where he constantly played a cameo role In 22/23 he got 423 mins in league one. He’s got ability but a mixture of the mental side of the game and poor decisions in terms of loans and development opportunities mean he’s so far behind where most 22 year olds are at in terms of actual experience

Been one of the most self-injurious acts in football in the last decade, even though his only intent was to harm us. The stupid fucking cunt

Agreed, think it’s nailed on

Can’t get the Newcastle website to play the radio commentary for some reason, anyone else have this issue?

Mountain of a man in every sense

He’s class man, just needs game time, that’s the only thing he needs. With us or on loan somewhere, preferably with us

Hopefully Rogers isn’t fully fit. There are holes in that squad

Seung-soo isn’t here to piss about, get stuck in son

Hello

It’s possible in terms of finances but I don’t think it works that well for balance as they’re both poachers

I’d prefer it to be Tonali, by a distance

If Eddie does manage to get Osula consistently scoring and impacting games it’ll be a huge achievement given he’s one of the most chaotic players I’ve seen. He has enough talent to make it but fuck knows if his brain can make it all work

Going to an extended family meal at a pub without a screen, feel physically sick about the prospect of missing our first game

His only friend left in the world apart from his agent

I can get on board with this

Sponsorship deal with Amazon prime to be announced, £100m per year?

Hate this sport