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Aye, he’s going to be hard work. Will have to hope that his talent bails him out

Haha, take a look at that tweet. What a fucking con artist he is like

Those are some stats I can get behind

I like Mbeumo, think he’s a class act. Don’t blame him for going to Man U and think he’ll be decent but I do think he’ll burn out fairly quickly. Cunha and Sesko I think are far less likely to be a success. They’ve both got huge egos and Man U traditionally manage to fail harder than any other club with big egos. If Amorim can’t get things working before Christmas and they bin him, it’s going to proper circus show time there

Think a lot of that can be put down to their transfer window being a mess last season and the uncertainty about Guehi, while they’d already had to bring in Lacroix

Nah

Dibling you say?

He was one of the academy prospects that I had high hopes for, having watched some of his reels. It was all stuff from his native league though so hard to tell how it would translate but he looks to be nowhere near the squad

Isak on a teams call with his agent and Romano, hyperventilating: “I’m an important player, I command an important fee. I’m a somebody.”

Stephen Curry or I walk

Out of all our available options I think I’d go Elanga over anyone else right now

Lerl

Great job VAR

The fuck Eze, if you’re going to stutter at least kick ball hard

MacAllister with one of these after that pen

Mo penalties, Mo problems

They’re an extremely well coached side and balanced across the pitch too

He’s played very well in fairness

Of course it did but against most teams that gets given as a penalty

Wow, that’s corruption

Van Dijk had a shocker

Wirtz been bullied at times very easily, let’s see more of that this season

Palace should have equalised three times in the last ten mins

Fletcher’s matey matey schtick with Ally is very tired

Also looks like someone’s dropped a pot noodle on his head, the idiot