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I agree with the last statement, if he stays his performances will be fine, if sulky. I do think he’d absolutely love to leave us without a replacement if that meant he was gone

Because they’re idiots. They might have a lot of money and a lot of pulling power but they’ve proved again and again that they’re worse than us in the market and at developing the players they bring in. Pound for pound that is

No, I genuinely don’t think we have. Unless we’ve just asked Nickson to keep scouting them but have told him we won’t go anywhere near them and spat in his face for his efforts

I, for one, would be satisfied with Joelinton pushing him out of the moon door and him landing arse first on a corner flag

Do whatever you can to get Woltemade. Even if you have to dress up in cosplay as Bayern Munich

Absolutely the latter, he’s definitely not worth close to the value he’s going to go for and I wish him well for when he leaves Man U as a failure in three years

Latest updates from the window -

Still on the deck where Tel left him

“Already an important player” - Fuck off you parasite

We genuinely did try here, extremely hard, as we did for Ekitike. I’m not annoyed at the club on either of these, just frustrated that we are so late into the window and have two players in with a much depleted squad overall. It’s a fucking mess and just because a CF is a priority position it doesn’t mean we can just fuck off strengthening the squad elsewhere before we go into a Champions League season

When we do finally walk away from this one we need to sort out a striker within 48 hours. Sick to fuck of these drawn out transfers. Move down the pecking order and bring in players who aren’t the finished article but need good coaching, and who are desperate to improve and come to a club like ours. The players are out there, we’ve signed them in recent windows

At least we drove the price up for them, I’ll take that and move on with a smile on my face regarding this one. I’m gutted we lost out on Ekitike and Pedro. Slightly disappointed we missed out on Mbeumo but not too fussed. However, this one is a dodged bullet

Good thinking on Nickson, let’s get rid of the man who’s made almost flawless signings for several years, including Bruno, Tonali, Botman, Isak, Hall, Tino etc

Yeah, I’d like Ramos but Jackson and Ramos are a lot more different than Ramos and Wissa so could potentially be an option together

I actually think this can work. I favour a cut price deal for Jackson (£40m) over an overpriced Šeško

Because him and his agent would be itching to move on at every window

Yeah, I agree on that. I’d personally be going for Ramos as a traditional forward and someone in the wide forward mould. Not convinced Wissa and Ramos would work well at all. Wissa would need someone doing a lot of the work

I’d take it over spending over value on a player who doesn’t want to be here and who would cause major unrest if he did come

Please pick Man U

Everyone else is slamming on crazy price hikes constantly and we’re expected to just accept an offer well under valuation. Nah

Don’t know the inside of the deal but this feels like it’s been piss taking territory for a while, especially with the way they carried on with Arsenal. Seriously hope we’ve been working on other options

What exactly are they all waiting for? This fucking nonsense about wanting Šeško to say he wants them? Whole thing’s a pantomime. When we walk away from this we better walk away properly

No

I’ll never feel anything other than pure joy watching that final back. Isak leaving does nothing to affect that. I never thought I’d hate a club this strongly again but fuck me, I want Liverpool to be tortured until they collapse as a club

Think we’re close to the end of it all now personally. Would be surprised if he’s still here in a week’s time