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Ralston smashing it into touch, lovely

Playing Foden on the left is just not the right call and I love him. It’s fucking stupid management

Swiss coach looks like a regen baddie from the Taken franchise

It’s not necessarily the coming out that’s the issue. It’s the fact he comes out in such an aimless, pathetic way

Not seen much of Ralston before but he looks like one of the worst players in the entire tournament

Horrific mistake but great finish

As much as he’s a shithead he is a great player, Robertson

That’s a howler from Schar unfortunately

I lived in Scotland for five years and love the country but it’s not easy supporting them in football. Get in though!

McTominay with the worst corner delivery of the tournament, inauspicious

Love the way the coverage is building up the fact that Scotland are going to be “ready to battle” and “show a reaction”. I would like them to do well but it’ll be fucking hilarious if they get rinsed again

Aye, somehow we were all blind to him but Toon25 has done him proud. Robben and Bergkamp are very close but for me personally I’d give it to Bergkamp

Villa’s approach to business is always impressive like

Sane attempting to reach Mars before Musk does. Going back to great German players from the main football forum. Ozil and Gundogan are my two my favourite German players ever, with Ozil top

Raging I missed that one

Also, I’ll never get over Klose stealing Ronaldo’s WC record

Indeed, I don’t really like any German players at all. People are choosing Ballack but I found him boring as fuck

Not only was watching Messi the best experience of watching football (R9 in second place and then all other individual players miles behind) aside from the Toon, but it saved us having to swallow nonstop Cristiano propaganda from the media and pundits. It would have been even more unbearable than it has been and for that Messi deserves some kind of unique award

Italy: Pirlo France: Henry Spain: Peak Torres Holland: Bergkamp

Lovenkrands had a Scottish twang didn’t he?

Ah man. That’s a downgrade

Murphy’s default position before he sees anything is to say “not a foul for me”, “look, it’s a contact sport, he’s got every right to make that challenge” which invariably makes him look like an idiot several times per match

Fuck off

That’s clearly a foul, you clown

“Oh no, it’s given”