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He liked a post from Romano where it said Isak will go to Liverpool

Choosing to believe that’s nonsense

The only useful thing to come out of this is learning that Sanusi is a turncoat dickhead and we need never get attached to him, even if he’s quality. Hope he’s gone within the next two years

The fucking PR job on this. “Ok, so get in about the club being respectful, that’s key as it really sells the statesmanlike qualities of Liverpool but also mention world record bid because that makes Liverpool look big and I also have a fetish for attention. Can I get an “on” into the tweet somehow or an “he only wants Liverpool”? Hmm, I’m not sure I’ve bigged Liverpool up enough here actually. Let’s put in Champions as well and I’ll save “will be front runners for the Champions League with this acquisition” for my next tweet”

Wonder where Ekitike’s head is at in all this, the silly shit

Rough quotes. I’m hanging onto the hope that we have some targets for the positions we need that are lower down the list because they’re not in the PL and they’re more risky. I cannot believe for a second that we haven’t scouted some serious options on the continent in those positions. Please, please make some sensible signings and help Eddie out here, even if they’re not the signings that Eddie had at the top of his own list

Fucked off now too hasn’t he?

Aye, awful taste. Basically, all that tweet says is that Liverpool will only bid if we drop our price to £120m, which we’d be utterly mental to do. He needs to go for minimum £150m. Otherwise, he can sort his head out and have another season with us and go for the same price next year

Total bullshitter of the highest order

Had an absolutely horrific game and then telegraphed exactly where she was going to put that pen and managed to fuck it up even worse by putting it wide

Absolutely love Hampton me, such a brilliant keeper. Doesn’t have any weaknesses

England have been easily the better team in the second half. Think they’ve edged the match overall actually

Chloe Kelly has saved the game for England

Wonder how much it costs Romano in lip balm per month for all these free blowjobs he’s giving out to the cartel

Brilliant cross and header, faultless from Kelly and Russo. Russo’s such a quality player

Yasir decked the fuck out of Isak yet?

Wouldn’t have an issue with someone separating Havertz’s legs from his body and then using them to dropkick Artets

Great stuff, no doubt PIF will be dropping a huge sum for a player that no club anywhere else would pay close to

Fucking terrible footballer for the level he’s managed to play at, baffling how he stayed as long as he did

“Or any team with champions league football”? Where the fuck’s our “only wants Newcastle”

The fuck is that shortlist

It’s a fucking shambles. We operate effectively for three windows after PIF come in and get in some amazing players from abroad at under value and some players from our league that are steals. We then decide to abandon this strategy and only target players at their peak value in the premier league where there’s lots of competition for them. What the fuck is going on

Let’s get back to that small pool of targets please, feel like we started with a bidet and we’re now operating out of a thermos flask-sized pool

I’d take it in better spirit if we hadn’t had every Avenue of trying to challenge others ripped from our grasp