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His inability to understand that intuition / muscle memory comes from incredibly detailed systems work and training plans is baffling. Does he just think that every person will intuitively play together well if they just work hard?

Get him round the clock security and he’s here forever

Poor old Blighty eh? If only Villa had got knocked out too

He clearly would be based on this season, not on last thought. He’s a very limited player in terms of creativity. He’s strong physically and shields the ball far better than Longstaff. He’s nowhere near what we need in my opinion and I will return to what I always say which is that I want players who are very comfortable progressing the ball

Would be sick if we sold Anderson. Clearly has a lot of room to grow as a player

He holds himself in such a similar way to Adam P, facially he does the same things. Eerie

Fuck right off. Martinez has to be one of the biggest WUMs out there

Tuchel at West Ham? I do enjoy Tuchel’s diminishing durations in charge of clubs. In a few years we’re going to be down to six-game spells in charge of clubs

Intriguing situation? What’s intriguing? The fact that Chelsea are about to face a financial apocalypse?

I agree that there’s something fundamentally broken about the level of football played currently and the volume of it. Really don’t know what could be done though. Reduce the number of clubs in each league? That would be disastrous for lots of clubs but better for most players I guess

Football really is determined currently to destroying itself

PL clubs firmly in the mud

Ederson. Immense

What the fuck Bernardo. If youre going down the middle softly you don’t rush it, you put in some stutter feints

Not confident on Julian

So rare you see a decent extra time anymore

He struggles against a low block, runs into traffic constantly

Penalties better provide some drama to make up for this

Unlucky Arteta. You poisonous worm

Someone else is getting a red card here. If it’s PSG, they lose this. They might still lose even with 11 on

Gardener Dan’s on the case, don’t you worry

Seb Coe can fuck right off as well

Aye, on paper when people look back at that season in the record books it’ll look like we got fairly beaten out of the top three places when in reality there was an incredible injustice and we were playing with a first 11 that couldn’t be changed for multiple games where the players were exhausted. Again, it’s remarkable that we were competing until the end of our time in the competition

Bottle FC will still lose this against Barca