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The issue isn’t about whether he will play, it’s to do with the bomb Squad shite and the way they have no intention of building a squad if they can flip someone. Why you’d want to be a mercenary at the age of 22 is beyond me but whatever

Hope it goes to absolute shit for him there. Have said it countless times but anyone choosing Chelsea after the way they’ve treated their players for years doesn’t deserve for it to work out well

Room for two? My bathroom’s still flooded and I’ve been told in no uncertain times by my wife that I’m a disgrace

As if Tino or Hall were poor business, they were both absolutely incredible business

Monaco fans despised him like, I don’t really have a strong feeling on it all as all we know is what’s filtered through the press. However, if we’d lost Howe at the expense of a fucking sporting director I’d never have gotten over it

I’m with Pompey lad, I think he’s extremely gifted. His ability to carry the ball and dribble is outstanding for his age and he also has a lot of strength for his frame. I’d be amazed if he doesn’t become one of the best wide players in the league within three years if he stays injury free

Emorim listening to Placebo’s greatest hits in the showers after the game for five hours no doubt

Who’s going to get yellow tickered first? Feels like it’s a GK, so either Trafford or Garcia. After that, we’re into the wild Wild West

I’d go Dibling over Mbeumo personally which puts me in a massive minority but I wouldn’t pay over £45m for Dibling whereas I think £60m is fair for Mbeumo

Wonder how strong Emery’s loyalty is to Villa. Having to sell players and not be in CL football could mean it opens the door for other clubs to make a move for him. Think they’d fade quickly without Emery at the helm next season

Thought I could cope with people misspelling Mbeumo’s name but I can’t. Hope we don’t sign him for that reason alone

Hope we’ve got our best syrup on the menu for when we wine and dine Demba. Also, an orthopaedic surgeon on retainer who specialises in exploding knees

They will be when they need to sack Sharon from the canteen and Eric from cleaning but they won’t be when they need to spend £65m on a player. It’s a riddle

Are they very serious about selling the only player who performed consistently for them this season, Amad?

He’ll run it down so he can sign for us in his prime

Such a talented player but just not mentally the right fit, especially as he’s getting older. Think he’ll phone it in from here on out

Disaster waiting to happen that

They’re such a shambles, Brexit Jim only knows one way of doing business and it’s pissing everyone involved off

He’s 5’7, Howe probably started smashing in Mitchell’s face for suggesting him and that’s why he’s leaving

Who gives a fuck man, honestly. This is the best period of being a supporter in over two decades and we’ve consistently signed brilliant players who’ve delivered a trophy and champions league twice. Stop worrying about a load of nonsense

He’ll be back on it next season

Millwall? Hope this lad likes a fight

Not a major spoiler but the person who got killed in the first episode was Paul Mitchell. A gardener named Dan was snapped at the scene

Nah

Not going to go large on this reaction, in summary I couldn’t give a fuck as long as our transfer window goes well. Going to withhold judgement until we see what happens in June