gbandit

Being an Arsenal fan is an affliction

Normally an optimist but I don’t have a great feeling going into this one. However, if we do score early I think they could fall apart

Feel like it’s a very strong indicator that de Zerbi is off and probably has already lined up his next move

Cannot begin to describe how sweet it’ll feel if they lose the title due to the points we took from them that game

Arsenal fans have overtaken Liverpool fans in the deluded stakes. Quite remarkable given they haven’t won the league in twenty years. They’ve had two seasons of looking like a quality team and think they can do whatever they want. Hope Tottenham tear them apart today

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Nah

They brought Boris Johnson into their task force?

What’s happened to their season? Enciso been out for most of it? Mitoma fucked for the last few months. Ferguson not in good form. What else?

Nah, they’re not winning shit unless they take the whole financial system apart. If they did that then it’s just absolute carnage. Everything is based on contractual agreements, did Mbappe get out of his contract and go to Real Madrid last season? No he didn’t. You are bound by the terms of your contract. If you want to talk about “fair market value” for Ashworth then an offer of £2m or maximum of £5m is laughable. They’re only applying this sort of pressure because they’re desperate as fuck. King Rat, Juicer and Gardener Dan sitting together in 2025 is going to make me vomit

There’s no chance things work out at Man U. The glazers still majority own the club, Ratcliffe is an arrogant idiot who absolutely hates putting his hands in his pockets. Ashworth has zero integrity. Their club has numerous players who are toxic and potential PR disasters. Their manager is shite and even if they bring in someone good it all gets fucked from the top

Anderson’s going to be a quality player once we work out how best to use him. I do think he’ll end up being a bit one track as his game isn’t going to be that versatile, e.g. I think he’ll nail down one position and struggle to adapt to others

Matt going to be driving the lads to matches next year? Anything to keep him on the books it seems like

Sick to fucking death of Palace as a PL club

Howay lads, bury them

In fairness, I think Isak has the potential to be a top three player in the league for multiple seasons if he can stay fit

Bit of an unfair comparison. I’d say Odegaard is the third best player in the league after Foden and de Bruyne who’s top (but not for much longer). Rice is an outstanding player

GTFI

Where’s the football going?

To be honest, his value’s only going to plummet from here and his wages are probably huge. If they could get rid it would be the best move the club could do by a mile. He’s played 674 mins of football for them this season, 433 in the league and he’s a player who no one knows how to utilise in a side other than making late runs into the box

Onana’s clearly picked up since his disasters at the start of the season but I’m absolutely positive he’s going to produce a lot more gaffes and his positioning and how he sets his body isn’t right. He’s very athletic and has good feet but he’s complacent as well

Antony - Contract expires Jun ‘27 (option for a further year) Casemiro - Contract expires Jun ‘26 (Option for another year) Marcus Rashford - Contract expires Jun ‘28 Andre Onana - Contract expires Jun ‘28 (option for another year) Mason Mount - Contract expires Jun ‘28 (option for another year) Some painful reading there for Man U fans. They’re going to have to hope that someone comes in for some of those. Can’t see Casemiro, Antony or Mount getting picked up

Indeed, we’re not taking this line just to be dickheads, we’re going to have legal support backing up our decision in relation to his contract. If you think Man U offering a derisory £2m is going to fly well with CAS then fair enough, believe what you want. I’m struggling a bit with you, you wanted Howe out, have barely posted other than complaining about Howe, this is your line here and “United”. It’s not a good look is all I can say

Thankfully, Lewis Hall is clearly a lovely lad as well

Intricacies of player movement? Issues we could encounter by not doing a deal? Please expand