gbandit

Would be best for Sean to go and hopefully be a starter for a premier league team that needs a lot of work done off the ball. He’s never going to be a great player on the ball, the league is too fast for him on that front but he can be a useful player for certain teams and it would be great to see him make the most of the rest of his career, as it’s not going to happen here

Feel extremely confident in predicting that if he goes to Chelsea his career goes backwards

Not surprised the guy did the deal, it was either that or a restraining order

Dark horse for what? Ninth in the league?

I think he’s still absolutely class personally. Extremely intelligent player with great technique. He’d be perfect under Howe

If Mbeumo does go to Spurs we need to go all in on Kulu

“Intensify their interest”, we could do with freshening up our “monitoring” stance, this could be the one for us

Just been on the phone to my plumber, getting a new bath installed on Monday

One of the few positions where Spurs don’t need to spend big on improving their squad and they’re dropping £70m on a player, it’s fucking hilarious

Jim’s funny as fuck. We’ve got years of fuck-ups to come too, it’s going to be beautiful

Provided Pedro gets his head down and focuses on being the best player he can be this will prove to be an excellent signing and he’ll dramatically improve under Howe

Tino’s such a likeable straightforward lad, no edge to him at all

A creature of comfort

A leek

Nope, I don’t think there’s anything remotely likely about the transfer: age, wages, loan element, professional commitment etc are all no go areas for Howe

I think the dickhead stuff with Grealish is more to do with him not taking his football seriously and being out on the piss regularly. We don't want players who aren't giving everything to try and make the best of their careers and help our team be the best it can be

Aye, Kudus for that price is fantasty stuff though, he’s not going for less than £60m

His main interest as a writer is sticking the knife in to something or someone. That’s his purpose every time he writes an article, the lad obviously has a lot of anger

At least Liew is a capable writer despite being a twat. Ronay clearly jacks off on a typewriter and then smears the jizz into the most pretentious assortment of words he can find

Think football is ruined no matter who rules and dictates it now. The Premier League is a total mess, so is La Liga, so is UEFA, so is FIFA. Huge numbers of the worst people possible in all positions of power, both in governing bodies and the owners of clubs. There’s no way back from it now

And this is why capitalism is a total fucking sham. The people with the money completely game the situation across every industry and the same thing happens over time, the rich get richer and the percentage of the rich gets smaller while the poor get poorer and the percentage of the poorer grows larger. It’s a totally completely and utterly fucked financial system

He’s probably got the best technique in the world out of all the players with his output and even a lot with better output. He’s absolutely fucking awful at putting his talent to use. Think his head must be the problem

He’s got a strong vindictive streak does Liew

Couldn’t be more of a waste of time for everyone involved. Only watched as Gordon is starting and wish I hadn’t, going to turn off now