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Fairly sure they sold him, he’d been on loan to Sunderland then last summer they sold him to Coventry

Simms is a very decent target man, he’ll be at a premier league club within a year or two

Hahahahahahaahha

Rashford is the most pathetic player playing at the top level right now

Appalling from Hojlund

Trent’s dead ball and crossing skill is among the top five in the world

Arsenal are in full bottle job mode tonight, desperate to concede

Chelsea are hilarious. If Nkunku wasn’t made of glass and bits of string they’d probably win that today but alas they have Nico Jackson

Actually feel sorry for Mudryk. His career at Chelsea is essentially a meme apart from when he plays us

How much is Caicedo actually worth? £25m?

Man City playing like utter shit

Jackson

He’s worth nowhere near £30m. £15m is a fair price. There’s a reason he’s had extremely limited game time in a team that doesn’t have a quality striker / fit striker. They’ve opted for Havertz over him who’s not a natural goal scorer. Jesus has been injured and he’s still barely gotten on the pitch

Ah, what time was that? I was walking along the prom with my daughter at 9am yesterday but I doubt he was there that early

I was just down there, would have peered in if I’d known and got him a 99 flake

They got some decent toilets down there where he can sample some piss?

If he’s available for £45m then he should be one of our top three targets in this upcoming window

Aye, as much as I find Gallagher an uninspiring player. He’s been their most committed player this season and has been second to Palmer in terms of how important he’s been for them, a distant second. I think Malo Gusto has been next in line in terms of importance. I don’t want Gallagher but Chelsea will lose a lot with him going as he’s one of the few players who cares

What’s the average birth rate for footballer’s wives at the top level? Must be really high surely as these houses only make sense if you’ve got a geet massive family

Do any Newcastle fans really give a shit about what’s happening with Dan? Apart from wanting to extract the maximum cash it feels like all we care about is who’s coming in next

Joe white?

It’s an absolute non-story. They had Mahrez there and then Foden and Bernardo Silva among others

He was like a caricature of a human being. Hard to believe someone could act like he did, especially someone so successful

This was the worst social media post I’ve seen from a player or club employee at NUFC in the history of social media

United, we were