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Annoying as fuck that Liverpool’s back up GK is so good

It’s not just going to come crashing down immediately but clearly it’s all going to fall apart. You can’t have multiple clubs every few months being fucked for just trying to compete above the relegation spots. We’ll never get completely free rein but we’ll be able to get where we need to within a few years and once we’re there we’ll have the spending power to consolidate ourselves as a top club

It’s been eating itself for years. This last year they’ve been tucking in to a tasting menu. These changes have the potential to remove a few courses, that’s all

Put down the shears Dan. Enjoy your time at King Rat’s theatre of piss

Here’s a gif that sums up what it means

Isak is definitely a better all round player than Haaland by a distance. He loses out on physicality but all his footballing skills are better on the ball apart from finishing where they’re fairly similar. Nunez has the best movement in the league, is rapid and a nightmare to play against but his finishing is often weaker than it should be and his passing should be better. I think he’ll make third best striker in the league his own at some point though

Levy shitting his pants right now, absolutely caked in shite

Hojlund will be top five within 12 months

Nunez should be third but he’s still a bit all over the place with his link up play. He can single handedly win matches though as his movement is the best in the league. Toney is top five and maybe Watkins too. Salah’s not there anymore. Solanke, I never watch so can’t say

Problem from a midfielder point of view is that he’d perhaps be a LCM which isn’t a position we’re desperate to fill

For me, it still has those connotations. Not as bad as the word similar to it but I’m not a fan. Others might not care but it’s one of the few words I really react against

Aye, not impressed Ian

Not really sure what the end game is there but I’m sure he’ll be playing CB soon enough. He’s an absolutely outstanding footballer. Phil Foden player of the season by a mile

Gvardiol is going to be the best CB in the world for a good few years soon, provided he stays injury free

Awful header from Alvarez. He’s a great player but he’s a lot less clinical than I thought he’d be compared with when he came on the scene

Phil Foden 2024 edition - a complete player

Pathetic from Duran. Some of the gamesmanship attached to head injuries is a joke

Fantastic goal from Villa

Lethal

Can recommend this disguise

Going to have to delete my account now before I end up in some true crime doc

What happens when a season ticket holder dies? Does that ticket just go out on general sale or can it be claimed by a family member of the deceased?

Havertz is shite at putting the ball in the net himself but he’s very good at picking out his teammates who are free and in good positions. Wanker