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For Newcastle there is only one team winning that makes sense for us and that’s Spurs. They’ll continue to be dogshit. Man U, if they win will be a lot better next season. If they lose it could get delightfully ugly next season

This feels like a good move for both parties. If Southampton still have a good academy then they probably have some hope of re-establishing themselves at some point in the next five years in the PL but if they don’t it’s going to require a very good manager and almost perfect transfer business

Embarrassing as fuck from Bournemouth, turning this off

This game has been a bit of a freak show. Some amazing moments and some stuff that looks like a Soccer Aid match

He’d be insane to go to Spurs

Wew, almost impossible to miss that, probably .98xG

Knuckled it like a free kick

Game over, special goal

Everton fans covering themselves in glory by attacking DCL’s wife online. They’re a particularly scummy bunch. That chasing of Gordon out of the city was one of the grimmest things I’ve seen a club’s fans do to one of their own

Have no issue with him wanting to go, just wish it had been last summer or January before last and we could have extracted some value. Never warmed to him much as a fan even though he’s been an excellent signing for us overall. Desperate for him to go now though, heart sinks when he gets on before Osula

Fair play Nuno, get out of there as soon as possible and go to a club that’ll treat you with more respect. If Emery were to leave Villa he’d be a good fit there

Oh, well they’re a complete melt and it makes a lot more sense now. Completely pointless though, we could spend five minutes on any social media and find some insane takes from people who are either clueless, bots of WUMs

They sound like a complete weirdo. He hasn’t played for you for two years so “I can’t stand him playing for us” doesn’t make a lot of sense. I’m guessing English isn’t their first language. Why would you pray that a player leaves a different club? I couldn’t care less where someone goes once a player I dislike is gone

Love the whip he gets on his throws, they really skid on after they bounce, is great for someone like Gordon or Willock who have pace to carry it

I imagine because they absolutely love a night on the lash

He’s definitely a wanker but it remains to be seen whether that’s just youthful wanker behaviour from someone who hasn’t grown up or whether he’s destined for full wanker status. He’s a very good footballer for his age, he’s also very arrogant which has led to some terrible decision making this season

This is what being a sports fan, especially a football fan is all about. Soak up the schadenfreude, deny the hypocrisy and give in to your urges to hate everyone else

There have been quite a few occasions this season where he’s been up the pitch as one of our three furthest forward players and then had to dash back when we’ve lost the ball. Quite the marauder, if a little different in style to Schar’s explorations

Just hope it’s absolutely heartbreaking for one of the clubs and crushes them for years to come

At least he cares, that’s huge for Man U really

Lewis Skelly has dropped some clangers and been sent off twice right? That’s a disaster pick from Carragher

I wonder how long it’ll take before Man U destroy their careers. If they get Mbeumo then I think he’ll be the first to fall apart, then Cunha, then Delap

Completely disagree and think he’s going to be a special player but he needs a lot more game time

I would agree but I think they are going to have a big summer in the market. Think we’ll be very closely matched next season but with a better manager

5-0, first goal in under twenty minutes. Champions league awaits for me