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Nope

Had a lovely moment going forward. His main issue was physicality as he got bullied off the ball several times but that’s to be expected at his age

Atmosphere was quality second half, was ok first half but tailed off a bit at times

He’s absolutely fine when in possession of the ball, it’s how easy it is to bully him out of a game when they don’t have possession

Maddison’s a total wanker, his head drops, he’s more interested in being a WUM than a footballer. He’s quite easy to bully too. Would hate him playing for us

@bobbydazzla keeps track I think

That’s hilarious man, their keeper had several near misses before this one as well. Gordon and Isak almost caught him at different points

Was amazed he came on, spent most of the half-time warm up just holding his leg and on his haunches

Huge game, three points and I think we’re very close to guaranteed top five

Density is their identity (Zirkzee, Casemiro)

Tindall has said in his quotes that Eddie watched the match

How weak were they there though? Barnes isn’t known for being incredibly physical or super fast and he just ran through them with ease

Interesting lack of draws. We’ve done very well against the bottom ten in the league, shows we’re getting more consistent as a club. Those results against Fulham are annoying as fuck

I feel sorry for Mount that his career has been disrupted by injuries but I still think it was horrific business to buy him in the first place and I don’t think he’ll ever produce consistent quality even if he remains fit because he’s nowhere near complete enough as a player

Surely he’s about to drop his first LP, a mixtape at the very least

Baffled how anyone can rate Zirkzee, he’s one of those players that you look at and just wonder what position is he meant to play, he’s so easy to bully. Yoro has not shown anything to suggest he deserved an absurd price tag. I think Mazraoui is good. Garnacho is an odd player, he has some really good attributes but I don’t think he’s ever going to put it all together

Always has been, stole a living on ITV for years

Shouldn’t really be allowed to play with four arms but Mortal Kombat taught us it was ok

Zirkzee is terrible at aerial duels, lost everyone but one which he headed back to us I think

I stand by this even though it’s fake

Something wrong with the lad unfortunately

There’s not a team in the world he wouldn’t walk into. An utterly ridiculous footballer

Nah, he doesn’t have the body movement and dribbling ability to be anything like Salah. However, he deserves huge praise in his own right for being basically the best striker of the ball in the league

Was hilarious, he spent an extra minute going off due to turning round every second and stopping to go have a go

Delighted he got a goal