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Son Heung Min is completely finished

Drury in tears

Cunha would transform so many teams, us included

An utter disgrace this, Hooper should never be allowed to ref again

So transparent, the largest viewing figures will be for those teams so catering to them means more dollars in the bank. Whole thing’s fucked

As if Liverpool needed any extra help. This is so damaging for the sport

Think someone needs to eat Hooper, it’s the only thing he’d be good for

Personally think we’ll win and play well. But I think we’ll be up and down with performances and results until the end of the season in the league

Put you on ignore, just learn to drop something when someone says they’ve had enough of engaging with you

I couldn’t care less, it was a throwaway line that I thought would have been totally innocuous as I remembered you rating him highly and I find it remarkable how bad his touch is. There wasn’t any more to it than that. It wasn’t a reference to you rating his touch. Can’t be arsed chatting to you anymore, night

I do enjoy you making a tit of yourself. It was a throwback line to you always rating him as a quality player. I have nothing against him and think he has some decent aspects to his game but I’m baffled by how bad his touch is. You lashed out because you’re utterly incapable of anyone ever disagreeing with you or questioning you. Enjoy ridiculing people, you’re class at it

He’s got decent movement, is excellent at battling and in the air but I can’t think of many forwards I’ve seen with a worse first touch. If the ball is passed into his feet at pace it’s a turnover

I asked if you were willing to accept that he’s got the worst first touch in the league. You didn’t answer so I’m just going to accept that you’re in agreement. Pleased for the lad that he scored

You willing to accept Beto’s got the worst touch in the league for a forward @KaKa?

Is it fuck, Bournemouth deserve to be where they are after consistently improving season on season. They have a great manager and a quality squad. Fair play to them

Match day threads are known for their balanced takes, especially when we concede three goals in a half. Saying you hope you’re proved wrong in March is a mad argument. So, if we win the league cup you’re wrong and if we lose, you’re right? The world’s not some binary set of rules where everything’s neatly one thing or another

Extremely poor post this. Don’t have the energy to pick it apart but people can level criticism against Howe and it’s absolutely fair to do so. However, you’ve written a bunch of stuff there devoid of context and focused entirely on negative highlights

Absolutely zero chance. Ratcliffe doesn’t like putting his hand in his pocket unless he’s forced to and sees a financial incentive for it

Shameful hypocrisy from the PL. You can understand why the freaks owning other clubs were happy for us to sink in quicksand but for the PL to do fuck all and then whip this out within days of us being taken over shows how pathetically gutless and weak they are. Cowards and yes men only and it’s all going to come crashing down eventually. Fucking clowns

Chelsea currently running a major sponsorship deal with the make-a-wish foundation when it comes to keepers?

Pathetic from Colwill, pathetic from Chelsea. They’ve got no soul and no backbone. Won’t take much for them to collapse as a club because they’re just a bunch of mercenaries. Palmer gets an injury or a bad run of form and they’ll absolutely sink

You’d struggle to see a shot hit that badly in the Lockwood cup. So bizarre, especially when it was perfect weighting to hit

Demoted to the bomb squad hopefully

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