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Why can’t someone brick Arteta’s face in. Someone do the right thing

There’s not many lower feelings than Havertz scoring against you

We managed to complete more than two consecutive forward passes yet?

Comical own goal

Tino’s doing well. We just have absolutely no way out at the moment. No one’s free to release to. Ah, they’ve scored. Well, that was obviously coming but very weak to concede to that

Our press is looking good it has to be said. Think this match will get very fiery, expecting at least one red card

Ten mins in and 90% has been in our half, drink it in lads

Miggy looks a lot sharper, thankfully

Howay lads, feeling confident it’s not going to be a score line mauling. Just hope it’s not a performance mauling. Would love to see Willock on for three mins

Rentokil been called out to Old Trafford, reports of a rat in the building

Looks like a poor selection of games for MotD so far

Who is even in favour of these ID checks?

If Havertz gets a red that’s enough for me

An exceptional footballer. At the peak of his game, in the top 5 CBs in the league

If those are the quotes, there’s nothing to suggest Tino’s not training well there. It’s a complete nothing quote

Can someone put up the quotes about Tino from Howe? Tino looks a player who’s got the talent and also the right attitude, would be very surprised if he’s half-arsing it

absolute fucking babies. What the fuck are they doing watching football

Whatever it takes, we need to find a way to bring them back in the lowest risk fashion possible. Even if it means playing without a striker for a while or playing with a very imbalanced midfield. Zero point playing either for anywhere close to 90 mins until they’ve proven they can do, 15, 20, 30 mins etc.

Sounds like a grown up conversation might be required with the government Scrounge Rat: “I’ve collected all these coupons, look this one’s £5 off your next haircut, and this one’s buy one get one free on baked beans. I’ve got hundreds of these. Any normal business person would happily take these in favour of cash.”

Aye, they’ve just bought themselves another few years without major aggro coming their way I’d say. Either Man U go on a bit of a resurgence (it won’t last) or Ratcliffe just becomes the fall guy for everything that goes wrong. I think things will continue to go poorly there. The only solution for Man U was getting rid of the Glazers. That was their only way back. Now, they have the Glazers and a new leech as well. Fairly ominous

It’s every football fan’s dream that their owner is a massively tight cunt. Just pleased the Man U fans have been saved from the Glazers

Whatever happens, I just hope we get some more gems from the Rat in the coming months. I’ve had a grown up conversation with myself today and decided I’m going to have a tub of ice cream later

Seems like a lot of elite Brazilian footballers get themselves into major criminal / legal trouble. What’s the deal?

It does have the feeling that Jim’s main footballing knowledge / belief is “But this is Manchester United” Thats clearly how he views everything through an entitled lens. The Brexit-loving clown