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Isaksbigrightfoot has been masquerading as Alan Pardew all along

I think it’s possible. They’re not going to bring someone in unless they think they’re a long term option. If there’s no one available I think they’d bin Wilson provided the sale price was decent

Fuck, I miss Kevin and the era he first managed us. Football and life felt a lot less complicated but I’m sure that’s just rose tinted specs. Still love Kevin to death though

Sure, and I think it would be good business. Loan only would be shocking, especially for a player who will break down there

Loan offers? Do people think we’re some sort of soft touch? Fucking hell

Disgusting, Italy’s shocking for it

Brilliant stats for his age and position. Never ever seen him play

How important is signing a RB to their CL prospects?

Excellent negotiating. Ashley would have him in a helicopter right now with a couple of boxes of complimentary Sports Shite mugs

If it is going to happen it better be permanent

If we were to do a loan, how desperate are we for FFP cash?

They also pass teams off the pitch so don’t do as many lung busting recovery runs and pressing that some teams do. I’m sure that any team that presses like we do is more likely to suffer injuries, and then the fact that we don’t have the quality to easily rotate in our overall squad means players get too many minutes

Joey Barton: A psychopath

He’s a very good writer. What makes good sports journalism? Inside info that others don’t have access to fantastic analysis great writing He ticks the last box but not the other two

That feels like some massive reaching. There’s loads of talk of new sponsorship money coming through. Our slump is very easy to understand in the context of squad injuries. We have no transfer activity because our FFP status is at its worst since the takeover

What’s going on with Hakimi? Why would PSG be in for Trippier?

In terms of physical attributes, he’s amazing. I was a fan of Gordon before we signed him, at least of his ability, not necessarily how he came across. Onana though, he honestly looks like Shola sometimes with the ball at his feet. If he could develop his technical ability further then he’d be a complete midfielder but it’s the hardest area for someone to make significant improvements. Has anyone seen him play and receive the ball very well under pressure, shield it and spray passes around? I’ve seen him do a lot of the dirty work and roam from box to box but as he gets closer to the opposition box his weaknesses become clearer. For the money it just doesn’t make any sense to me when we need a RW right now

I think Harrison is a really good player but he has the English premium and he’s not a champions league quality winger. There will be better options out there with higher ceilings and lower transfer fees

Onana is technically not good enough. He’s absolutely not someone who could take us forward as he is now. Obviously, if hes able to be coached to another level that may be different but I just don’t think his feet and balance look top level. Too often he clumsily messes things up

No thanks from me

What kind of fee could he realistically go for? He’s Howe’s favourite player pretty much and we need him for the rest of the season. But how much more beyond this season is he a starter? One more year max if he was playing almost every game. Given his age, would the money even be worth it? £15m max?

Swear people think Ashworth is some omnipotent force that can do it all, with his main skill being identifying gold standard development players. In reality, he helps those and lots of other things happen. He’s clearly a fantastic strategist and negotiator but he’s just one man

Really incendiary shite against a player the fans love as well. Hope can fuck right off

Probably the worst article I’ve seen linked on this forum and I’ve not even clicked on it. “May have played his last game for us” Fuck off man, that’s gutter journalism

Feel like this is the truest reflection you could make on my character in a single sentence