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What’s all this then?

Spurs losing at home when Arsenal have two of their best players missing says a lot about how Spurs’ season is going to go

Oooooofffff

He’s not a bright man. How he’s made a career after football is an indictment of the football landscape off the pitch in this country

Class game this

Seeing Arteta livid is probably my favourite emotional reaction in football at the moment. The guy moans more than Bruno F

Brennan Johnson is such a nothing player

Good to see that Neville thinks Arsenal’s approach to slowing the game down and time wasting is mature and showing their experience

Absolute garbage from Solanke

I’m not feeling good about how things have developed

He is elite at passing, and he does have good pace even if he had issues yesterday. He’s not great in the air, he’s good with the ball at his feet but he can make errors under pressure like most CBs. He’s a really good defender but he’s nowhere near “superstar” level and I don’t think he’ll improve dramatically from this point to get to that level

Let’s see who ends up paying over the odds on players in January when they’re threatened by relegation. Silly twats win shite prizes, going to struggle to stop laughing when this all backfires on Parish in a few months

Barnes will start like, I’d wager my cock on it

In fairness, North London derbies generally buck the Derby trend and are good games

Retire Anthony Taylor, you fucking mug

£40-£45m

He’s clearly an extremely talented player but he just seems to make appalling decisions and either rush things or take too long. His composure is shocking considering his talent

I want Semenyo

I was worried that Chelsea would push on this season but the fact they have all these wide options and a number of them have big egos will mean that it’s all going to be a fucking mess again as the vast majority of them aren’t going to be happy

Joao Felix may be the funniest player in the league

This is pathetic refereeing, literally blowing anytime a player goes near another one. Thought this type of pathetic over-refereeing of games was supposed to be being phased out

Every challenge I’ve seen since I started watching after half time has been a yellow

Despite how much the premier league is desperately trying to limit competitiveness I love the fact that Bournemouth, Brighton, Wolves last season and others regularly give anyone a game nowadays

Chelsea getting absolutely battered here