gbandit

Who are all the players Chelsea need to shift? We got a list of them?

Anger doesn’t have to be rational Leffe. We’ve been jilted at the altar by the bride’s dad!

I’ll happily hold my hands up and say they’re a nothing club until I last draw breath. Going to spend the rest of my days hating that club

Nunez has had a shocker for Norwich

Still time for us to break the bank and prise Grant Hanley from Norwich’s fingers before the window closes

Dyche has got his identity ingrained at last

Guehi with a remarkably good pass to Eze over the top

If Eze gets injured I think Palace become likely relegation contenders

Palace defender injured and off, not Guehi

Norwich off the post, poor finish

Palace 1 up

It is quite remarkable that Palace, an absolutely nothing club, have absolutely fucked us here. What has been going on in those negotiations to make us so confident that we’re getting him

"And we saw that as an invitation of sorts, it told us that we were still in the running but we just needed to search down the back of the sofa a bit more. At that point we returned with a £95m bid and on Friday 30th august Parish told us to go fuck ourselves. In some ways it felt like we'd won."

Would actually prefer this if it meant we got a quality RW

Nah, he’s just a complete and utter cunt

The fact he’s stayed quiet to this point speaks volumes. Shows the disdain to holds us in

This is clearly coming tomorrow after Guehi plays 80 mins “Newcastle undeterred and feel that the time is ripe to re-enter talks with a £75m bid”

Hopefully he comes out at the half-time interval dressed up as a transfer request and headbutts Parish into the stands

Please stop “supporting” the club NUFCLC and get yourself the help you need

Surprised Gayle can’t find a club, don’t know what his injury status is these days as he got 3 in 6 for Derby last year but he could surely easily find a club in league 1 or even the lower championship if his body isn’t shot

Can’t keep up with all these shite publications, who are TeamTalk?

Whoever made that video needs to hold their head in shame. “Here man, take a look at these sideways passes under barely any pressure, have you ever seen the like, sign him up! Throw the whole budget at him”

With Shola, Sammy and Tomi all shedding a tear from the stands

Transfermarkt says 16th sept

This going to be one of the final episodes of - Deal or no Eales?