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Good, pleased Enzo’s off

Bruno, you just can’t help but love him

He’s a great tackler as well is Miley. Sticks a foot in and gets on the ball so often

Almiron looks gassed. He made a very slow run earlier and he’s getting beaten to and off the ball easily. Poor lad must be completely knackered

Well in Krafth

Reckon that breaks for you maybe one in ten times. Got lucky as fuck but the finish was class

Absolutely embarrassing scenes from Chelsea. Shat their pants

These commentators needed only seven minutes to make fools of themselves, going on about Conor Gallagher as if he’s a major talent

Horrific challenge that

Fairly sure Raspberry Jam has already started leaking

Tino will win us the match tonight if he plays

That is not happening

Could have reinvigorated his career at the Toon but decided he was too good for us

Not massively emotionally invested in this decision one way or another. I’d prefer to have stability and he is extremely highly regarded but I don’t think it would derail things much as I think we’d get in another elite person. Would prefer him not to go to Man U as they’re an utter shitshow off the pitch and currently on it

If we can bring our highest level of intensity, we’ll win with that alone

Raphinha would be so perfect for us

Arsenal always put out kids in the early 00s but I can’t remember what the other top teams did

I’d go full strength tomorrow, weaker at the weekend. The turnaround time is awful for this game but it’s the same for Chelsea. No idea what squad they’ll put out, it’ll be close to their first team I reckon

I like Nuno. Probably a decent appointment. Shame for Cooper but I don’t find him that likeable so whatever

Proper gent was Mowbray

Start him left midfield or LB. Either way, I’d like to see him start

When is Crooks going to be given the primetime billing he deserves? For too long he’s been cast out into the shadows. Get him a job fronting a BBC show please, even if it’s the One Show

Olise is class like, really interesting player and clearly a maverick off the pitch too. If his attitude is good, then I’d love him here

Phillips feels like a West Ham player to me. I think he could come in and play some great stuff under Howe, I just don’t know if he’s the type of player Howe actually wants for this team. It’s hard to know exactly what how he’d ideally have us set up. We clearly looked at Diaby, Maddison, Szob a huge amount so we know that we wanted a RW and an AM. The only player who we were linked with a lot who has a similar profile to Phillips was Edson Alvarez right? Or am I forgetting some names?