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Joao Cancelo is a conundrum

What’s the plan for Ugarte and Mainoo in the same 11 @Froggy?

Interesting post: De Bruyne Van Dijk Kai Havertz (although not an elite striker, he is an exceptionally good forward for linking play) Gvardiol Rice Are those your five picks?

Really hope that’s just a nonsense hack piece on all counts. £70m is absurd

Don’t think there’s a chance of a fully rotated squad but I’d expect about four changes to the starting 11

Nah, they didn’t batter us but they played better football than us for at least half the match and they were much better off the ball than us

What an absurd situation if that’s what happens

Feel like that’s Howe’s last throw of the dice there to try and make Trippier stay here. He clearly doesn’t want him to go and it’s not just chat for the press

Timed out? What does that mean?

Pastore back in Italy? That can’t be a common set up for footballers? Doesn’t sound optimal, enjoyed the article though

Judas was probably a purple as well but just couldn’t be trusted to do his job properly, like a latter day Ben Arfa

Nice, we going to get any more fan fiction? E.g. a chapter preview?

Seems to completely misalign with our transfer policy

I’m absolutely done with some of the takes on here like. Convinced there are tons of people who don’t actually watch football

We need a big lift for the club before the window closes, either major stadium news or two exciting players in at RCB and RW. Guehi would be that player at RCB but if there’s no RW there’s going to be a lot of frustration ready to boil over if we don’t get results

Honestly man, just log off and come back after the window’s closed

Not sure why people are so relaxed about not signing a RW when it’s our weakest position compared with the entire rest of the league

4/10

They’re such an incredibly angry fan base. I know it’s unfair to make generalisations and we have our fair share of dickheads but did we ever chase one of our own out of the club by going at them in their car, a player who was only a kid at the time? Did we ever scream at the players like that outside of a match setting?

It was a tough few seconds when it panned to him on the bench. Looked a man full of regret. You can read too much into anything but I hope he gets his life sorted off the pitch. On it, we’ll just have to see what he wants

Sterling at Man U wouldn’t work out, Chilwell would

He’s not a problem in the slightest, he’s absolutely brilliant even if he had a very poor game today

Aye, it’s throwing money into the fire, he will score goals but so irregularly that it’ll be a chain around their neck

There’s not a single scenario other than injuries to Kelly and Hall which would mean that Burn should play LB