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I haven’t looked at his stats but I’ve watched him play probably 8-10 times and I’ve seen a lot of things I like. These stats look fairly decent but if they’re similar to Murphy’s then the stats are obviously not telling the full story as he’s far more gifted on the ball than Murphy. I’d say that Murphy is definitely a better crosser as things stand but obviously Madueke has a lot of room to grow. Equally, he’s been playing in a clownshow of a team for ages so under a proper manager and coach with regular game time I think he’ll be class https://fbref.com/en/players/bf34eebd/Noni-Madueke

Would be delighted with Madueke. Don’t want to give Chelsea cash but hopefully we can stiff them as they need to offload some squad members

Son’s done, aye. At least with regards to being way off his peak

Gouffran was a good lad. Overran is in my top 5 most disliked NUFC players (based on performance)

King Rat been giving Barca some negotiating pointers?

Coaching is massively different to management but having a poor track record of management doesn’t exactly scream “elite coach”

<Insert Whitley Mag hates Howe here>

Do love the Chancellor. Wish he’d been here longer

Aye, he’s clearly a wanker

Winter is coming Children of the forest White Walkers White players A child from Forest Are we signing an academy prospect from Forest, a white player to be specific?

Greedy wanker of a club, it’s absolute car crash material in the long term at Barca

I also get the feeling West Ham have absolutely zero idea about how to buy strikers

Tonali, Isak, Wood, Tripps, Bruno? There wasn’t much chat about any of these and then they moved quickly, no?

Not a transfer as such, but what do people expect to come of Fabio Carvalho? Stay with Liverpool this season and get some proper game time for them?

Welcome to the world of PSR

Makes sense for all parties

Could see him headbutting Eddie and screaming “you could have given me a pre-season at least, you rank slut” after being subbed off after 30 mins

One of the more ridiculous articles I’ve seen in months

CJ, sounds like a 90s sitcom character, I’m in

Dickheads

I’m absolutely positive we’ll sign another striker even if it’s a young development prospect relying on potential rather than anything proven

It is and it isn’t. He’s one of the few players we could get a fee out of. I’d prefer to sell but it’s not easy selling a player who can’t play more than one in three matches. If he does stay, at least we know he can perform

Yeah, KK’s return the second time was bigger than Isak for me. Isak as a signing was the biggest high I’ve had as he was my dream signing for that window and one I thought wasn’t possible

He came back from an ACL and managed the load extremely well. He got like an ankle niggle but he didn’t actually have any knee issues did he? Which is the main concern. There’s nothing to suggest he’s some kind of sick note

Yeah, I think we can all agree that Tino’s career’s probably done at this point. Time to find a new RB, anyone heard of a lad called Frimpong?