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Used to read Goosebumps books religiously when I was a little kid. They were so shit but fairly compelling reading apart from when R.L.Stine started dropping sequel after sequel

Shite week for Everton. Not really sure what to say, the financial model of professional football is fucked beyond hope

Diarrhoea and Vomiting. Get yourself on the toilet pronto, make a lot of strained noises and tell them to go without you. Then when they come home and you’re not there, say you had to drive around for ages to find somewhere with some meds

I think Anderson will have a breakthrough game in the next month or two and then we’ll see him play more consistently at a better level. If you look at his close control, it’s there. Under Howe as well, I think he will end up playing at this level and performing well

It’s class how much Almiron loves us despite having no idea what we’re saying and no idea how to talk to us. Unconditional love

All looking up, wonder if there’ll be an out-of-court settlement

3 points to the toon. I do think Dortmund will score though

Cum unsuccessfully released

Penalty! Release the cum

Fernandes gagging to be a total cunt as always, should be off for complaining about that, wanker

Utterly awful defending from Copenhagen

Copenhagen play with such a high line, fun to watch but they’ll surely come undone. Just lucky they’re against such a shit side tonight

Rash-mud

Beren doing some reconnaissance for N-O? In amongst his visits to Clark’s, Schuh and Charles Clinkard?

Sevilla - Arsenal for me tonight with an eye on Man U - Copenhagen in case Man U shit their pants again

Cannot wait to watch him leave someone for dead as he sprints with the ball full pelt

Can’t argue with 10 months in fairness if he’s bet on his own side. Betting on your own league is bad enough from an “insider trading” perspective

At this stage I couldn’t care less, he’s obviously trying to make a go of it elsewhere and isn’t clinging on to the gravy train but sadly his contract value and his current footballing level aren’t a match, not his fault. Will always remember him very fondly, feel like he’s earnt his coin

Quite heartening that to be honest, even though it doesnt help Isaak

10 month with the option to appeal it down at all? Or will that be final?

Aye, absurdly punitive, unhelpful and will have an impact following the ban

It’s the “got you, trolled you” social media laughs by going for something that is approaching believable to people who don’t pay much attention. Essentially a prank from a complete plank

What an absolute gent this lad is @LFEE

Rob M on Twitter is really ramping up the “pay me attention cos I’m dead funny me like” tweets. Looking forward to his social media downfall