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How much has getting knocked out of the groups in the CL fucked us here? I never know what the accountancy periods are but is that one of the reasons we’re in trouble?

Oh dear, how’s his task force getting on? Lord Cunt managed to get him a free stadium so he can get richer at our expense again?

Going to be gutting for the Scots when the party comes to an end tonight. And what a party it has been

I can’t really judge the deal in all honesty as I don’t know the Juve players but it’s the type of transfer that only seems to be happening because of financial regulations surely

Indeed. We’ll obviously have to wait and see where things stand at the end of the window but selling a talent that’s admired by some huge clubs when we don’t even have a RW of any decent quality in the squad is extremely frustrating. I can understand the reasons for it, we’re obviously massively struggling to sell our weaker players. However, the whole thing feels very backwards at the moment

He’s worth £15m-£20m with some add-ons of about £5m based on performance / fitness

For the avoidance of doubt I’m able to confirm that I’m wearing pants. I won’t speak for others

Nkunku is class but his body is glass

Aye, Romania’s approach of just passing forward at every opportunity at pace is class

Aye, I’ve made this comment before. They’re so similar in how they move run with the ball

Romania’s finishing has been awful

Yeah, he got a “I’ll humour him” laugh from McCoist

I’m fairly confident David at Chelsea would be a disaster. I like him but at Chelsea, his career goes backwards

Those two likes

Belgium look very good here but are getting every break of the ball. If De Bruyne was on form and Lukaku didn’t look so laboured they’d have a chance of doing well in this tournament but I reckon they’ll struggle past the group stages

Onana’s passing has been way better than I’m used to seeing at Everton. Maybe that’s the best indicator of why his game has looked poor at times, because the players around him usually are awful

Clive is on one

“Put the PowerPoint on slideshow lads. You’re going to want to see these stats on the big screen. Dim the lights Pepe. Bruno F, you’re on snacks.”

Can’t really see the logic in selling Anderson at all. Obviously we’re not in Europe so his game time might not allow him to develop as much as we’d like but he is a good player and is worth more than we could get for him right now

Think Nico Williams will get player of the tournament

Aye, think there’s a decent chance that happens

We use ChatGPT for all our scouting needs nowadays. Gamechanger

Definitely a weird one. Not great news for Anderson it has to be said. I reckon another season and we’ll know whether he’s good enough to stay with us and his value would increase. What would he realistically go for on the market right now? £6m?

Does sound like a great way for us to lose a decent chunk of money in the long term to save ourselves in the short term. Is this the best we can do?