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John Stones, that is utter shite

Haaland you fucking waste of space getting bullied by a kid

Haul KDB off

Has Rashford lost his pace as well?

Gvardiol, you piece of shit

Fuck right off

Guy Mowbray

Bernardo Silva, staggeringly good player

Kyle Walker is a freak of nature

The Argentine butcher is an idiot

Ambitious indeed

Extremely odd, not that I don’t rate Kompany. I think he is a good manager and with the right players he’ll show that consistently but he’s still very early in his managerial journey and they’re having the most difficult time in over a decade

Want to see Foden carve these clowns up today

If he leaves it’s because the chance of winning something is close to guaranteed. I’m not going to dislike him for leaving if he goes, it will damage us a great deal but we’ve seen in our transfer dealings that we consistently make good decisions. Overall, it won’t harm us long term but it’ll be very difficult to find a suitable replacement for next season. Whatever happens, we’ll be fine and he will too

In fairness actually, looking at DCL’s injury record, it’s quite a lot of disconnected injuries. Broken toe, Hamstrings, Knees, fractured cheekbones. Evil Knievel reborn

Does seem like a key characteristic we look for in players, aside from character and age is whether they’re injury prone. Provided they have a history of either significant hamstring or muscle injuries it’s a big tick

Bran for manager, can warg into the other players and make them shit themselves. Hodor as his Tindall

Asking Howe about a specific transfer until the person has signed is an entirely pointless endeavour

In the interest of good will, they can have Miggy and £30m for MGW due to their kind donations for Shelvey and Wood (who you could easily argue has been a bargain for them actually)

Frank and Tuchel would be disasters. Poch would be fine but wouldn’t get them back up to being challengers, I think McKenna is their best bet in all honesty but only if he has a lot of control

McKenna’s profile looks very impressive. He’ll clearly have a great career in the premier league overall, making a success of Man U is a huge challenge. I think if he could gut the squad of the longer term players he might be successful there, even with the Glazers still as majority owners

Wish them every failure these days

Outrageous but she doesn’t love the toon. Get back to Milan you hag

Calm down sonna

Not Kuol