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That’s a perfect summary. He’s probably the worst player I’ve ever seen in terms of impact and output when you consider the level of ability he has

Anyone watched him much? Can’t imagine he’s had a lot of football in the first team given his age

Dembele isn’t the player you need to win the CL. Does he ever have a big game against top sides?

Trying to be a hero for no reason

Champions league is a competition where playacting gets you a long way

He’s going to have 5+ clubs offering £40m easy

Can’t believe fucking Anthony Taylor is reffing this game, he’s a tragic referee. It’s an insult to the game that he’s out there

Raphinha looking extremely dangerous here

NDM is a beast like. Seems like a pretty well adjusted character for someone who’s at the top of his field

Looking forward to his death Don’t care if that’s unsavoury for some, I’m sure it’ll be devastating for his family and I wouldn’t wish it on them but his existence is and always has been extremely damaging for anyone he does business with. He’s a fucking parasite

Interesting that they only reference Man U there, clowns

Leicester going to get docked points for throwing automatic promotion?

Kovacic looks like someone Liam Neeson would spend 90 mins hunting down in a Taken film

Wew, incredibl goal

Starting to think Haaland is too flat track bully for this side and he rarely does anything in big games

Who’s playing better football in the world right now above Foden?

Their approach to this game especially is really poor. It’s shown a risk averse weakness to slow it down so much when they’ve been 4 on 4 or similar multiple times to the point that Real Madrid get numbers back and a defensive shape

Rodrygo is terrifying

Bellingham learnt some tricks of the Spanish trade?

Fuck’s sake, need two screens

He has yeah, not checked if he’s had a start though

I’m watching the wrong game, going to switch now

Fantastic finish Saka. What a player

Playing on after the ball clearly going out Arsenal? Surely not

Odegaard is Arsenal’s most important player by a huge distance. You take him out the side and there’s no way they’d be challenging for the league and favourites here