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What a ridiculous game of football this is

Wow, what a dribble from Martinelli

Sick burn

I like Barnes and he certainly wouldn’t be a bad option, he’s not going to be a world class player but maybe he’s the level we need to target right now. We’re in a tricky position where we’re not quite able to attract the best talent but we’re not that far off either

Might be time to start buttering up Forest with a view to them offering us £10m for him

An absurdly gifted footballer

Imagine spending what PSG have spent and what have you got to show for it? Some Ligue 1 titles, embarrassing

I thought they were very close to a sale, sure I read on Glory Glory or somewhere else that there’s a lot of expectation that Levy will sell soon

Feels like Tottenham are in a terrible place as a club, I know they’re still up there in the league but their trajectory is on the way down and their best player may have had enough. If they lose him they’ll plummet next season

They have a world class striker, that’s all it is

Don’t think they’ll sack him with his contract ending in the summer

Kane just bouldering around like a Neanderthal

They’re always the victims

Based on the quotes coming out of Man U, Fernandes sounds like he’s feeling sorry for himself. Such a wanker, clearly happy to give it out and can’t take it

Did Wout employ Sacha Baron Cohen’s Ali G to write that for him?

I could actually see Jota happening. It is a perfect transfer for us and how much game time is he getting? Surely he wants out Edit: I hadn’t realised he’d had two injury lay offs so far this season, one being for a long time. I guess that’s why he’s barely played

Daily mail doesn’t have a clue how to attack Rashford. “Is he a do-gooder woke cunt or a flashy footballer who’s too good for the little man? Just get some pictures of his car in the next paper, that’ll teach him”

Boehly looks like a South Park character

Hope Bellingham sparks him out here

Bellingham is a joy to watch

“A hair’s breadth” I’m getting close to turning this off like

Cannot wait for the commentator to say something to the effect of “it’s been another magical night at the bridge” if the scoreline stays the same

Peter Dalton should be a politician, absolutely loves trotting out the party line. He’s a spineless worm

I’d never be screaming for a pen for that. It’s a disaster for the game. Why are teams getting an 80% chance of a goal from a situation where they have less than 5% chance of a goal?

This commentator needs to take his tongue out of Chelsea’s arse, embarrassing