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Wilson just gets bullied off the ball so easily nowadays

Awful club these days, there’s a reckoning coming

Good to see that the right wing remains a key position to strengthen

It’s about time that Howe re-enacted that scene from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom where the guy rips the heart out of the guy and eats it. If he does that to Fraser then there’s hope for him yet

Crooks is clearly a failed AI prototype that they’re keeping in service so they can amass data on how to refine future androids

Wouldn’t mind them if the games were good, often they’re pretty drab games, no? Maybe I’m talking out my arse, if so, come at me Stats Dweebs

Yeah, I knew they were a bit of a power couple. I’ve watched a fair few episodes of Raven’s Banquet too. One of Humphrey’s improv pals, Peter Cameron, is a head writer on some big shows these days too like Wandavision. Always a bit surreal when someone you knew when they were a student, even just as a total acquaintance, makes it fairly big

Nice, he went to my uni and I saw him perform comedy improv a bunch. He was also a really nice guy the few times I chatted to him properly

Was Humphrey Ker featured much in the Wrexham doc?

I think it’s a bit early but it could be an amazing thing to look back at if we become a really successful club in the coming years

What a horrible set of fixtures

Weghorst actually plays some quality balls forward, looks like he’s running through cement but is good in the air and at linking play. Garnacho looks like he’s auditioning for the next instalment of the Joker

Sam Matterface, you pathetic bitch

Weghorst’s facial hair is abysmal

Would be well up for Go Karting. Also happy to say that I will not be doing Zorb football if it’s on the agenda as I despise it

I’ve got little respect for most Man U fans but I don’t really see the issue with them singing about Shearer. What has NUFC been to them in the last thirty years? Only for a short period did we challenge them and we had a player who chose us over them. That’s literally all they have to go off for three decades really

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Aye, sadly his body looks like it’s given up on him. Been threatening to happen for a while but I can’t remember a time when he’s played this many games and looked so impotent, can only really put it down to his body giving out

Is Riley’s open? I know it’s not traditional fish and chips but I’d be heading there if I was in Tynemouth Edit: website says closed on Tuesdays, shit

Fucking hell, can only imagine how horrific things are behind the scenes for many people operating football clubs, with us being one of the worst right up there with PSG, Man City, Chelsea (under Abramovich) etc. if you stop to think about what goes on off the pitch too much it just kind of sobers the whole thing up. Guilty of just focusing on the football like most of us but it’s sad to think about the state the game is in

These “too nice” dickheads all probably think the world’s gone too soft and that everything’s too woke. Just angry people who want to see people like themselves leading things

Total nonsense. He’s just getting started and he’s already performed a miracle

I don’t know the lady but Shak, Mike, Gbandit, Pata, don’t know red jumper, The Prophet, GDM, Paullow and Blaze’s mam. After that I only know about half of the rest as I didn’t get a chance to meet everyone

How much does Nobby’s lad look like him, uncanny

Haha, this isn’t even me needling but I’ve never taken to Manchester, visited three times and never enjoyed it there. Whereas I like most cities I’ve visited in the UK