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Been an awful match so far

Can imagine Bruno having long nails and wanting to scratch away

Very clever from Trippier that

Isak’s had none of the ball

DCL

How was that a foul?

Miley got lucky there

What a horrible side they are, doesn’t help that the ref has offered zero protection

Bruno fucked his ankle? Standard

Tannoy FC, about as small time as they come

Another yellow card challenge that the ref isn’t interested in carding

Loads of stray passes when we’re trying to push forward here, just need to raise our intensity and focus

Fantastic strength Bruno

Gordon trying a little too hard so far. We’re starting to control midfield. That was poor decision making from Almiron, was never going to get that out of his feet

Ref, wise up man

Dyche has managed to make this Everton team dirty in no time. Ref’s going to need to get his cards out tonight

Fantastic quality on both feet, Miley

They’re bang up for it, we’ll be all over them soon

Chased their best academy prospect and best future player out the club at the first opportunity when he was 20/21. Absolute buffoons these Everton fans

Hope we bury this club tonight. Time to put these cloggers to the sword

Is this actually real? Have they just made half of these up?

Going to replay this scene a few times to get myself in the mood for this evening:

Hadn’t seen this post but I came to the same conclusion. More than anything, he just wants attention

He’s 100% acting out because he feels he’s been wronged. Reckon no one wants him in management and no one wants him in the studio so it’s “I never liked football anyway. It’s shite and you know what’s worse, women! Am i right fellas?” No doubt he’ll be getting a co-presenting slot alongside everyone’s favourite cunt Laurence Fox if he keeps this up

Kevin Nolan with more gas and less chicken