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Understated unless they absolutely go for him in the home end. If they’re him dog’s abuse then he’ll be knee sliding if he gets on the scoresheet

Should stick to what he knows best, taking bungs and being a washed up PFM. Felt sorry for him that he was a state when he returned to management but he can just fuck right off

Cursed

Young was still performing well last season but he’s probably past it now, especially against pace. Red card incoming

Fair enough, it’s hard to understand exactly who someone is but I find it hard to believe that all the work he did related to school meals was to cultivate a persona. He’s already rich, the amount of effort and conflict associated with coming up against politicians and trying to effect change just wouldn’t be worth it unless you actually cared. I have no idea what that sort of money would do for motivation but there are a lot of people on big contracts who are motivated and give their all still. I think the fact that club is rotten to its core is clearly a factor and the fact that no one plays for each other and only themselves

He’s not a dick or a mercenary though. He’s clearly a really decent person so I can only imagine he’s either struggling or he’s got a terrible relationship with the club / manager for whatever reason

Think Man City will bury Villa

Disaster from the ref, his arse fell out as soon as they surrounded him there. He knew he’d fucked up

One more goal in this like

Man City just clowning around

Unlucky Spurs, you slags

Shut up Gary

Amazing finish

First half was great, second half has been lifeless

Grealish’s confidence looks shot

Alvarez’s attitude is first class (Julian)

Got all the time in the world for him off the pitch. Seems odd the way he has essentially downed tools. Is there any theory as to why? Has he always been like this and it was just ignored because Man U were set up better?

Man City’s crowd is embarrassing

Colonic irrigation

Oooof, Doku. Foden been immense as usual

Hard to see Spurs conceding fewer than four here. Just depends how many they can score

We’re getting goals aplenty here lads

Think this Spurs Man City match could be a classic

I do think Enzo is a fantastic footballer but he probably won’t show it enough at Chelsea