gbandit

Incredible ability to spin a negative out of positives, especially when you consider the sheer awfulness of NUFC as a club throughout most of my lifetime

Can’t in good conscience give Lascelles more than an E at the present time

MagDead

Such an awful player, and incredibly thick as well. That combination should have meant he had no further broadcasting career

It’s hard not to hold Leicester in disdain given how pathetic they are

Leicester’s defensive shape couldn’t be much worse

Anyone using the phrase “wakey wakey” with the implication that others are “sheeple” needs to be looked after for a significant period of time

He couldn’t sound more unwell if he tried

Every day the beautiful game gets uglier. Can’t wait to see who wins the litigation league

Feels like we have a forum full of piss-ridden posters

Schar’s a C for me but I think he’ll be a D next season

I’ll never be able to reconcile having a starter in our 11 who isn’t a good footballer. Sadly, Murphy isn’t a technically gifted player. He has some great attributes and he’s maximised them all but some of the most fundamental characteristics for any outfield player should be their ability to hold onto the ball under pressure, their ability to carry the ball and their ability to play a range of passing, included weighted passing. This lad doesn’t really have any of those skills. He has an excellent cross, he is fast, he can strike a ball well, but it’s just not enough

Calm down lads, everyone’s allowed a pope game and he had it tonight

I’d back Dubs until the end of the season. There’s nothing between them on shot stopping now. Pope is better at sweeping of course but Dubs is way better with his feet

He has such little ability in terms of passing, he can’t weight a pass properly so interplay in our own half is just an absolute waste of time. He can cross a ball well and he can strike a ball well, he’s got good movement and he’s fast. But I hate his build up play so much

Nah, you’re right, it was Konate I was thinking of but I misremembered as I couldn’t remember Konate driving forward with the ball that well in the past, totally rinsed Bruno

Well sure, he got left for dead by Gravenberch was it? We all know he’s slow as fuck but he’s also extremely press resistant and helped us retain possession a bunch of times when other players would have likely lost it

I’d definitely prefer to see Osula over Wilson

Think he’s been very good today to be honest

Sick of Maguire lying to the refs so much when he blatantly fucks up. You’re a carthorse lad, accept it

It’s not as simple as - “this one costs £800m more”. It includes potential for future revenue, potential for further expansion, more control over the whole area where the new stadium would be, future projections on costs for remedial work etc. There will be an enormous number of variables they’re looking at when making the decision. The PR associated with having a stadium built with their money and in the image they want is probably a big factor as well in the sportswashing stakes

I put Botman as an ironclad B

Feels like Villa are slipping out of it, one more bad result could do them in for good. I don’t think Fulham have a chance at top 5. I don’t think Brighton will make it. Man City will obviously make top 5 so it’s between Forest, Chelsea, us and Bournemouth I think