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I don't know if this has been covered, it probably has. But if Chelsea were to win the CL final and Newcastle finished third. Would we go into the qualifying rounds and Chelsea would go to groups? How would that work out?

Follow a different sport. Game was fantastic. My heart was beating at a crazy rate, and I didn't even have a supporting interest. My heart rate was going faster than most games, even Newcastle games, for sure. The tension was ramped up so much. People are saying this could be good for Newcastle. Yeah, it could, but all Chelsea have to do is win one game of football and any hopes we have for CL are over. We could have been so much closer tonight

Was supporting Bayern in the other match but I'm supporting Real now. Surely Real would beat Chelsea. What the fuck was that tonight? I was watching it in a pub in Chelsea, I screamed "come on" when Busquets scored and several people looked round, I was the only one. Cannot believe they couldn't put Chelsea away, so many of their passes just square and square and square. Messi had a really poor game by his standards but at least he tried to move the ball forward. Pisstake, absolute pisstake

Come on Barca, shackle these dogs

Hope Wigan go down actually but that Martinez gets a job in the PL over the summer.

Tayls is thick as shit, the only time he gets Carte Blanche to say what he wants from me is when he wears his oompa loompa outfit.

Indeed, but it wouldn't surprise me if one/two Rangers supporters actually tried to carry these through given the chance.

Speaking about the punishment, Whyte said: "Tell me how it is going to affect me? I couldn't care less. It makes no difference to my life whatsoever - and good luck collecting the money. christ. Sounds like a sociopath, there must be people who want him dead for what's happened to Rangers

You've got to give Jol credit for saying Modric wouldn't leave last window. Everyone expected him to but he was adamant. As for Harry, I hope he just gets the fuck out of the PL. Go take the England job, mess that up and go live abroad

There have been four right? I've gone good, good, ok, good (this time). I'm saving brilliant for when/if something big happens... CL or winning a cup.

NETD, oh wait, oh. North East Dogs I guess

Get the Newcastle welcoming video out

Yeah I made a post about Obertan early in the season which I can't face. Just ignored it ever since I wrote it

Not to exacerbate anything but the majority of criticism of Pardew was of his tactics/substitutions (player choices). These tactics and player choices were changed to pretty much what most people were complaining about. We are now seeing NUFC play great football and dominate games. So in essence, most people who were complaining were correct and most people who weren't complaining are correct in a different way (apart from those who kept suggesting our players weren't capable of playing really good football because Simpson/Williamson were in the team). Anyway, it's absolutely meaningless. We're playing great and everyone's happy at the moment, everyone believes Pardew is doing a good job and now if things go wrong again, most who had previous criticisms, will be able to look at it and say, it's just a rough patch. We know what the players and manager are capable of.

Santon will do a job on him. that Raylor performance made me feel ill

Aye, when I first started posting on here (after several months lurking) about a year ago I laid into Liverpool awfully, especially Kenny and Benitez, Wacko came back at me without any of my abuse and I thought, this lad's got a great attitude. I know I couldn't handle seeing Newcastle ripped into on another board

Quite looking forward to it, we couldn't be in a better position. How many of our star players expected us to be in with a chance of CL football when they joined? If we do sell any players, it'll be for ridiculous sums which will be re-invested well. I can see us making some great moves in the development squad too after that massive clear-out

Nah, he seemed like a nice guy. I just always think, why go to that effort when all you get in response are people taking the piss

I love that shit. Nothing beats someone putting a huge amount of time into a pointless post then getting torn apart about it

Showed a girl this at work today, talked her through it at all. Went on nufc.con and showed her our fixtures list and where were in the table after every game. she just humoured me for fifteen minutes and did a lot of nodding

The quote shut out there from bimpy. That hurts

Glory glory (spurs board), kingdawson

Fucking hell Carroll, I wonder how many Jaeger bombs they plied him with before he put that on, what filth

HTT made a lot of good points and his main ones about style of play did come to fruition. However, if anyone ever talks themselves up, they're set up for a fall

The shit thing is, they could well get rid of Dalglish now. What Dalglish has to do is win the FA cup if he's to have any chance of holding onto the job