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Grim banter between Fletch and Jenas

Robertson looks fucked here, too many Haggis pies over the summer?

Can’t handle Salah with no hair

Kind of backs my point up though. Feel like he’s too good to have been this on and off player for them. He’s got great stats there but has rarely been first choice, no? Should be an out and out first choice

Ipswich look easy to get in behind

Get in, love this. 10-0 Matt Le Tissier in tears at the end of the match just smashing up any 5G mast he can get his hands on

Jenas just chatting utter shit, saying one thing for certain one second and then the opposite for certain a second later. Good to have him back

Looks like it’s going to be a long season for Liverpool. Not strengthened, new manager, aging squad

Seems a strange comment this but I feel like Jota is wasting his career at Liverpool

Howay man, he’s got a source and is just relaying useful info. He’s never said it’s done. Fair enough it all looks like shit right now but it’s not exactly Puppets’ fault is it

Bit gutted to hear this in all honesty

Let’s say Eze goes, Andersen goes and Olise has gone. These lads could be really in the shit this year. Good luck getting massive value for Guehi if you’re in a relegation battle

There’s not a world where he’s worth £70m + with two years left on his contract

Good point, there’s probably not a single other player we are interested in

Don’t think our scouting network is limited. They’re trying to bring in players that are definitely going to improve us and make a run at top four likely. There aren’t many players in that pool like Howe has said. There are probably players we like that we think could develop into that but aren’t there yet

Need to make sure we don’t do business with Palace again like and absolutely bury them twice this season.

He’s the one

I’d like to make a formal application to join the clique, here’s a brochure that may help you to assess my suitability

Haha, you dropped your clique card STM

If you’re at the point where you think the club has made countless blunders in the last few years then just give up following the sport. How negative do you have to be to come in with that attitude after the last two years and a bit

I think that’s a good call for lots of reasons

Luke will be getting hard seeing himself quoted three times in a row

@Zero credibility strikes again

Good luck not detonating yourselves Chelsea. Everyone knows you want to sell him as you have too many players, you fucking idiots

I’m sure if Howe could make it work he’d sling Longstaff and bring in Gallagher as they’re similar players but one is just better at everything apart from maybe their late runs. As it stands the transfer doesn’t make sense for our squad or our financial situation