gbandit

There’s a lot going on in my pants right now and it’s all good stuff

We’ve been done over here

Fuck off man

This one’s happening brother

Woltemade in, scoring for us in the CL. Isak at home playing the Liverpool themed Monopoly set. It hurts when you do awful things to yourself

Yup, it’s all coming together

Meh on Benfica but winnable

Loving that draw for us

Zlatan is so tiresome

Get in

Aye, can’t really make sense of it. Don’t think there’s nothing in it though. He’d have used different phrases if there was nothing in it, e.g. “looking at a potential move for”

Kaka bringing some class, not often you can say that on this forum

This is basically a who’s who of dickheads in football. I imagine Isak’s going to have a TED talk later on in the programme about loyalty

I tell you what, if Woltemade happens I take absolutely everything back and we’ve smashed the back doors in off this transfer window

Fabrizio? Fuck me, this is godawful

This feels like Eurovision

Imagine the kind of bomb squad we could have had

You’ve taken a tricky line on this one. Think it’s a rare misstep from the Frog

Not having anyone to play striker, either as the main or second striker qualifies as an abject failure no matter what else has happened. We’ve already dropped 5 points because of it. That pattern will play out at least until January. Isak staying is massively problematic in its own right: He’s has no pre-season and will talk a while to integrate He won’t give close to 100% His fellow teammates don’t trust him The fans will be against him We don’t have a striker man, Isak isn’t going to perform the role for us effectively

Wonder how far off we are from knowing whether Neave has a future at the top level. Another year or longer? Shame he’s not two years older and further along in his development

Our negotiation team aspires to move at the speed of this graceful creature

Mbeumo will remain a top professional. Cunha is the one they need to worry about in terms of attitude. Sesko, more to do with his performances

Think they’re on track for a season that maxes out at eighth, that’s the best case scenario. Worst is probably 15th. The theatre of piss has a lot to get excited about