gbandit

Just checking in to see if @The Bonkhas been glassed by @Mike yet?

I imagine Longstaff will be staying and getting a three year contract extension and then he’ll just hang around as a back up after this year when we’re back in Europe

Just let them torch themselves by buying a ton of players while their squad is enormous. If there isn’t an option to lowball them on our terms then fuck them off. Can’t wait to see what a mess they become

Another one that makes sense for all parties. Can’t imagine Ipswich are in a position to cough up what Chelsea would want though so Chelsea will have to sell lower than they’d wish

Yeah, the fans might like him at Southampton. Doesn’t change the fact he’s had issues in multiple other places and if they wanted him enough they’d have signed him by now as we want rid

I imagine we’ll be very frustrated with how this is going, we’re now two days from the start of the league. We’ve had three bids rejected which are out in the open and they’ve obviously leaked it at their side. We have a player who won’t agitate for the move. I’m not big on hypothetical fantasy land but there aren’t that many great signs here other than if we just want to go big and endanger ourselves in another window

Branthwaite

Just fucking get it done lads, that’s a fantastic price

They’d be totally fucked. They’d have an enormous squad that they had to sell and people could just lowball the fuck out of them. Honestly, if they are going to get a transfer ban they should also just be sent to League 2. Just finish them off properly instead of letting them take the piss for decades and worn their way out of stuff

Great idea Chelsea, stockpile talent that you then can’t sell due to a transfer ban

Be surprised if that doesn’t happen

“I don’t say this about all players but Eze is a great lad, he really is. He gets his head down, you want a superstar England international with the world at his feet you need to pay superstar prices”

Bielsa is #1 in the cult manager list

He primarily plays on the left though? If he played primarily on the right I think we’d have considered him

Sounds about right for all involved

His career doesn’t make any sense

An utter joke as usual. We need to go as far as we can in both cups this season, we need to be all in

Fucking hell man. World’s a total mess

Why do people think it’s just us man? He had issues with Scotland, he acted the cunt at Bournemouth. He got given a second chance by Howe and fucked it up again. The lad’s a weasel

Hadn’t realised this, broken leg confirmed for Bobb?

Dickheads, give us Guler or Rodrygo and we might let you keep Bellingham in five years time

The only deal in town at this point is to get some money as part of a loan deal and then snap his legs on the last day of the season before he signs on with a new team

He’s a fantastic player, if he fails there then there’s no one that could succeed there. So fucking annoying that Palmer is so good

Wonder if his height is the main thing that Howe despises about him

Going to need a heavy hitter rumour to land soon