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The rest of our lads are going to absolutely love playing with Woltemade. Absolutely dream player for us. Also, not a sulky cunt on the pitch who’s constantly calling out his teammates

Botman and Burn? Think it would be Botman and Schar or Burn and Schar. Also, I think you’re right on Joelinton at the moment but by the end of the season I think Ramsey will have taken his spot

Might be worth questioning whether we can trust Isak that he actually wanted a contract extension and would have committed to it. We know he’s a liar and extremely unprofessional. I’m sure more details will come out. There will have been a time in the window when Howe wanted him to stay, no question. However, since the beginning of the actual season I’m convinced Howe has wanted him gone and told PIF that’s the case otherwise they wouldn’t take this line after saying he wasn’t for sale

But they include summer and January? And 25/26 only has summer? I don’t imagine it’ll dramatically change things as most clubs don’t do huge business in January

I never use it as it feels like an American insult only, had never even considered a homophobic connotation. Just can’t be associated with the Yanks

Aye, looks like I’ve fallen for it but those other years are counting two windows right? It feels bigger in terms of actual player numbers / movement and I’m guessing the figure above doesn’t include Simons?: In: Kudus Tel Simons* Palhinha (loan) Danso Vuskovic Takai Out: Bissouma* Son Emile-Hojberg

This has been Spurs’ most active window in years, no? Levy must trust Frank

When we do sell him this window (as I think is inevitable even though I don’t agree with it) it says a lot about the power and trust PIF have in Howe. It’ll have been his decision to bin Isak. Convinced PIF would never have come close to countenancing the idea without Howe pushing for it. Whether we like it or not, Howe deserves to do whatever he thinks is best for the team

Going to ask the Mods to ban me for the next summer transfer window. I’m not on Twitter or any social media so at least I can control not having to engage with any of that. It’s probably up there in the top three worst things about football right now. Just toxic clickbait / ragebait for the purpose of making some of the worst people going richer

Completely agree with this. We all know he’s gone now, he’s going to go for £100m no matter where it is and whether it’s January or summer next year. Hold him and just completely ostracise him for being a terrible influence on the club. Cut him out of everything so he can’t poison anyone. I think the challenge with that is it requires a lot of extra mental resource from Howe, especially if there are people in the squad who are closer to Isak. However, it’s the best option from the perspective of sending a message to everyone internally and externally that you can’t carry on like Isak and get away with it

Might it be time for a return to the wheel?

With respect to Shadow Puppets, all the things he’s conveyed are clearly in good faith and he’s not aiming to be a flashy itk, genuinely trying to share what information he has but transfers are obviously unpredictable. I appreciate the effort

The Dicks Out brothers, I can see it now

Thanks man. It’s been a really stressful period in life generally and I’ve used the Isak stuff as an outlet for the stress. Not sure it’s been healthy but life’s going to calm down from September and it also coincides with when the window closes so it’s only up from here

I’m sorry man, I’m not proud of myself

snuck in there

Young top players don’t want to come to NUFC, didn’t you know?

Think me, you, @Kid Icarus and @Mike have bonded in our hatred of this cunt this summer. 2025, the summer of hate

I like to predict bad things for teams I dislike and sometimes I do it when I don’t really believe it, I just want to will it to happen. But this one is going to end horribly for both Chelsea and Garnacho and I completely believe in it

Wirtz has already shown how easy he is to bully in this league. They’ve massively overpaid for him

Woltemade is such a team player, massive link up play qualities. Sesko, nah, way more selfish yet not as good

Beautiful

I genuinely don’t think they have a set up for integrating Salah, Ekitike and Isak into the same front line. Ekitike’s likely going to have to get some minutes on the bench. Some reward for having a good start. Think Isak going there will unbalance the side

You’ve got to feel for this stupid fuck right now, you’ve ruined your career lad if we don’t sell you

He certainly is worth the money. An extremely talented player on the ball, great movement and will develop even more under Howe. Absolutely enormous coup this and the best option out there