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Eddie won’t stop until he’s brought Gulliver’s travels back to life. Clearly a huge ambition of his and one we can all get behind. The day he shifted Ryan Fraser out must have been up there with the very best days of his life

The fuck is happening with loan fees nowadays? It’s like the rental and buyers market for houses. Mortgages used to be so much higher, now you can sink way more into just renting compared with paying off your mortgage. Corrupt market where those in at the top basically can’t fail

I’m the inverse of this

No one does book losses quite like Man U

Bigger nightmare for the fans. I can likely only attend one of those. When are they going to put fans first?

Where does he stand in Man U’s all time worst signings? Can’t be more than two or three names ahead of him but Onana is committed to hunting him down

You’ll not get a bigger chance than tomorrow Osula, howay, have a great game

When’s this lad getting reintegrated do we think? Wednesday morning?

Aye, we thought Rat was on the menu for us. Turns out they’ll be serving it up in Merseyside from now on. I hope they don’t mind a bit of Weil’s disease

That is absolutely 100% what Bloom cares about

Are there any reports out there or Sherwood horsing down tonnes of cocaine? Never been more confident that he’s a sniffer of the highest order

We should have listened to Boehly when he told us that what mattered was “human capital” he meant it in the most literal sense possible

If I was a Brighton fan I’d be so confused. It’s both the best time to be their fan in history and yet everything about how they act means they’ll never ever achieve anything meaningful. At what point do you ask, is just being in the premier league every season the only thing that matters to me? Does selling our players at every opportunity make us the most soulless club in that league too?

Is there a bigger cuck club in English football than Brighton?

Imagine he heard Isak’s deal might be getting closer and he asked to be subbed off to be with Isak for his final few mins with us

Superstar manager to a superstar club? Parish will drive him there himself

Zero chance that happens

Bunonanotte was tragic at times last season. Extremely bad in multiple games. Such an odd transfer

Should be an instant sacking of the producer if you allow Tim Sherwood on to your show. All credibility thrown in the bin

I like the first three lines, think the last one needs work

Wish him well and hope he has a good career

Lovely lad, delighted for him and excellent work by Billy in sticking the knife in Isak here

They’ll be less smug when we overtake them as a club within the next five years

Rejected