LRD

Hardly his fault it's a wonder goal.

So, convinced yet?

He just scored? He did.

What's the PL record for biggest win?

Eight.

Didn't know Ross Barkley is back. An assist for him.

I think they sent the mods up to fix the screen. No one's bothered with the match thread. edit: Get on it, Mike!

With a modicum of balance. I wish you knew what went on behind the screen.

'The delay robbed us of Tiote. If we had kicked off one hour earlier we would have won the game.'

This.

Watching the Arsenal-Hull match if this gets called off.

Getting what we paid for.

Heading for my worst score of all time. And that's saying something. 2 in 3 people will share your pain anyway.

Awful ref. How is that a pen?

subs: Elliot, Haidara, Anita, Abeid, Cabella, Perez, Armstrong. Willo 'the other guy' not in matchday squad.

Saylor.

Krul; Janmaat, Coloccini ©, S.Taylor, Dummett; Sissoko, Colback, Tiote; Obertan, Cisse, Gouffran.

"The over-the-top chanting by the militant fans shook the glass panels and it affected the structural stability of the TV bracket. The players woz distracted by the rattling sounds and it cost us the game."

iPad scoreboard.

Would make sensational news if the screen fell on those holding the 'Don't sack Pardew' banner.

-2 for missed pen actually. Thought the points deduction would be higher.

Don't have the funds for Aguero...

God I love that GIF in your sig. Hope to see an improved version in the near future.

No Zabaleta either. Is he suspended?