LRD

Heading for my worst score of all time. And that's saying something. 2 in 3 people will share your pain anyway.

Awful ref. How is that a pen?

subs: Elliot, Haidara, Anita, Abeid, Cabella, Perez, Armstrong. Willo 'the other guy' not in matchday squad.

Saylor.

Krul; Janmaat, Coloccini ©, S.Taylor, Dummett; Sissoko, Colback, Tiote; Obertan, Cisse, Gouffran.

"The over-the-top chanting by the militant fans shook the glass panels and it affected the structural stability of the TV bracket. The players woz distracted by the rattling sounds and it cost us the game."

iPad scoreboard.

Would make sensational news if the screen fell on those holding the 'Don't sack Pardew' banner.

-2 for missed pen actually. Thought the points deduction would be higher.

Don't have the funds for Aguero...

God I love that GIF in your sig. Hope to see an improved version in the near future.

No Zabaleta either. Is he suspended?

Google image only unearths this: Promising, but inconclusive evidence. Google search unearths this: http://news.stv.tv/west-central/195143-football-coach-who-told-players-to-strip-in-front-of-female-physio-wins-dismissal-case/ Probably promising too.

MCFC: Hart, Clichy, Demichelis, Kompany ©, Sagna, Milner, Lampard, Fernando, Navas, Silva, Aguero subs: Caballero, Kolarov, Boyata, Toure, Fernandinho, Jovetic, Dzeko THFC: Lloris, Dier, Fazio, Kaboul ©, Rose; Capoue, Mason; Chadli, Eriksen, Lamela; Soldado subs: Vorm, Vertonghen, Dembele, Stambouli, Townsend, Adebayor, Kane

Newcastle United v Leicester City 18/10/14 @ 15:00 (GIANT TV) tbh.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-im76TMIS5Vg/VEDNOmQ5lpI/AAAAAAAAZLw/xQaq6LKEpL4/s738/Liverpool-15-16-New-Balance-Kits.jpg

I'm still undecided on my captain. There's a couple of easy games for the big guns over the weekend.

That English. So we're having a total attendance of one fat pig for the match?

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http://i.imgur.com/tT6ZLiy.png Love this Indian Super League team that Del Piero is playing for.

http://i.imgur.com/dCXKrWQ.jpg Carries his weight around though.

Playing with ligament damage? How is he going to land on his elbows when catching the ball?

That's his third knee ligament tear, presumably in the same knee. Sadly, one of the worst injuries a footballer can get.

Just saw the Krul news. Enter Blob Jelliot.

Hardly the clubs fault if people misunderstand what 60m2 looks like Probably a case of people reading BIGGEST SCREEN in the PL and looking at the available space without caring for the stated dimensions.