LRD

Good enough for FRA but not Obertan enough for NUFC.

Can't wait for what the tea lady (not Stoke City's) has to say.

Garrincha has to be in there, surely.

Celtic legend in wishing Ashley on Rangers shocker. Probably having a little giggle atm.

Four. Nippon put to the sword here.

Neymar hattrick.

Ashley won't allow us to be relegated. We would lose the TV exposure for his brand and the TV money, the two things he cares about. If we are in the relegation zone come January, it would be a case of sacking Pardew, or backing him with more signings.

It is. Someone stole his work.

http://www.fifa.com/world-match-centre/nationalleagues/nationalleague=italy-serie-a-2000000026/news/newsid/243/531/9/ 1m loan fee, 4.5m to make it permanent.

They have a 4.5m option to make the deal permanent so the ball's in their court.

I'd take him on: Initial transfer fee of £1 £500k per 10 games (up to 100 games) £1m per 10 goals Basic wages of £1 £50k per goal, £20k per assist £5m + a 50% cut of Stevie's pay if he headbutts Pardew

There is no competition more catered to the Far East audience than the PL. The other leagues, even the CL, lack the same coverage and have the same problem with 'late' kick-offs. I'd not sacrifice my sleep to catch a 3am CL or Bundesliga match for instance. Wide broadcast to his target audience, with big TV money to boot. I don't believe he will throw away that to take over Rangers. All he wants is their profit margins, which he will get sooner or later.

The likes of Rodgers above Ancelotti. Wenger and Benitez at 19, 20.

Ryder would have copied the title wholesale.

Varane, signed for €10 m Mathieu, signed for €20 m Mangala, signed for £32 m Koscielny, signed for £10 m Sakho, signed for £18 m Yanga-Mbiwa, available at a discounted price of £4 m.

I'm ashamed I didn't notice the ear studs earlier.

Can't wait for the half-time SD special offers.

Stupid France never considered he would have trouble dealing with the aerial fret of CR7.

RB: Sagna, Jallet LB: Evra, Digne CB: Varane, Mangala, Mathieu, MYM Ana Am taken the p*ss because that is where Alan would have him, man. Ah...

RB: Sagna, Jallet LB: Evra, Digne CB: Varane, Mangala, Mathieu, MYM

It's the eyes, marra.

Thread title needs updating.

http://i.imgur.com/4ti8vzp.jpg?1 Jermain Defoe http://i.imgur.com/qnYBXM8.jpg?1 Darren Bent

Good chance for Rooney to draw closer to Charlton's record then.