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Hull's driver wouldn't know where the city is but would gladly take you to the zoo to see the tigers.

Chelsea's car probably took on loads of accessories, then decided to loan them out. Spurs' charge high fees to transfer you to another point.

The kit worn vs Real Sociedad is a members-exclusive kit. You won't see us playing in it a second time.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-m7SqFTDyNEw/U-yZTPv9XlI/AAAAAAAAZgU/VoV6YVKR3Yo/s738/New-Adidas-Belgium-2014-15-Kits.jpg http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-K7rl9biGiMc/U-ypgwsImzI/AAAAAAAAZhw/f9oQB6Zxrrs/s476/new-adidas-belgium-14-15-home-kit%2B(1).jpghttp://4.bp.blogspot.com/-fIb4W8gS4lg/U-yphqY7xCI/AAAAAAAAZh8/71sqmAOs76o/s476/new-adidas-belgium-14-15-home-kit%2B(2).jpg http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-14dyfekbRIk/U-ygpMlSiSI/AAAAAAAAZhI/oPBFHplTJGw/s738/Belgium-14-15-adidas-home-kit%2B(2).jpg http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-NTJQKfLFRcM/U-ypfUe3kRI/AAAAAAAAZhc/zbK2SwxcmHo/s452/new-adidas-belgium-14-15-away-kit%2B(1).jpghttp://4.bp.blogspot.com/-CCRS9_NxDMU/U-ypfNXDQdI/AAAAAAAAZhY/wSQE1EZyhEM/s452/new-adidas-belgium-14-15-away-kit%2B(2).jpg

Allowed to train with Barca but otherwise ban remains.

Shaw is out for a month, in case you haven't been following.

Blindingly obvious Mole is the club infiltrator.

Here we have one of them. Found him.

The way I see it, he got tricked into holding that paper when asked for an autograph. Plenty of time to take that shot before he was even aware of the reverse side.

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,95353.0.html

Simple, B&W you say? http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-An2HCvhmWZg/U-u4z93_JeI/AAAAAAAAZew/QxO5g_T36q4/s650/Santos-14-15-Away-Kit.jpg Away kit. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TWoot1t3Ljw/U-uuf63V53I/AAAAAAAAZeI/AEqs3NNe2u4/s408/Santos-14-15-Home-Kit%2B(3).jpghttp://2.bp.blogspot.com/-3OhkBSqddrI/U-uufsjTRhI/AAAAAAAAZeE/KqbU697NQns/s408/Santos-14-15-Home-Kit%2B(2).jpg Home kit. I'd buy both if I'm a supporter.

Are you playing a different game again? He has been playing a different FF game for some time already.

Selective quoting. He doesn't even sound that desperate to leave in the whole interview. Actually, it's the post just above yours.

Man Utd 3-1 Swansea Leicester 1-2 Everton QPR 2-1 Hull Stoke 1-0 Aston Villa West Brom 0-0 Sunderland West Ham 2-2 Spurs Arsenal 3-0 Crystal Palace Liverpool 3-0 Southampton Newcastle 0-2 Man City Burnley 0-2 Chelsea

Poyet raiding his former club again?

You went for Naismith as your third striker?

Eder Balanta in negotiations with Galatasaray over €6m move.

Memories are short for some people. Anyone who defends Pardew should be made to sit through a video compilation of every single minute of every match in which we lost 3-0, 4-0 last season for starters.

Lambert 4m Suarez 75m Lallana 25m Reina 2m Can 10m Kelly 2m Markovic 20m -------- Lovren 20m 79m Origi 10m Moreno 12m --------- 101m

Doesn't look very flattering on Janmaat for sure.

Just realised the change in poll.

Krul Janmaat Willo Colo Haidara Gouffran Anita Sissoko Colback Cabella Riviere Gouffran to be the auxilliary RB to Janmaat. Three in midfield considering Pardew will be shaking at the prospect of City's midfield.

"...48 points, and I think if we get that or anything above that, would be a great season for us."

Q: You finished in the top ten last season. Is that the aim this season? Can you better that? AP: Well, the average for this club over the last ten years in the Premiership is 48 points, and I think if we get that or anything above that, would be a great season for us.

Not a midfielder in the FPL (you are probably playing another FF game).