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He has won 12 penalties (and countless FKs) in the PL so far. One of the worse divers in the league imo, up there with Suarez and 'I fall so I won't get hurt' Bale before he left. What makes it silly besides the lack of retrospective action by those dinosaurs at the FA is the rule that any contact, even the bare minimal, means the player can't be cautioned for diving.

GW11 Aston Villa 1-0 Cardiff Chelsea 2-0 West Brom Crystal Palace 0-2 Everton Liverpool 3-0 Fulham Southampton 2-0 Hull Norwich 1-0 West Ham Tottenham 2-1 Newcastle Sunderland 1-2 Man City Man Utd 2-2 Arsenal Swansea 1-1 Stoke

So much for your anti-diving stance, David.

GW11 template (no scores): Aston Villa v Cardiff Chelsea v West Brom Crystal Palace v Everton Liverpool v Fulham Southampton v Hull Norwich v West Ham Tottenham v Newcastle Sunderland v Man City Man Utd v Arsenal Swansea v Stoke

I seem to recall Demba Ba getting kicked in the noggin at SJP and IIRC he was not shipped to the nearest hospital. have I got that wrong? He didn't get a concussion though.

FYP.

Doubt it's real. If it is, it would have been all over the news by now. West Ham looks a better option for RB - London club, new big stadium.

Choosing managers to fit the players and their playing style. Who would have thought that?

Scored a hattrick.

Camera on Vincent Tan. Don't see Cardiff's new head of recruitment Borat anywhere near him.

A write-off this week after the high of last week. Too many big teams playing each other. Those who captained Aguero are the big winners.

Who and why? I don't know men, they just do.. Ooo Freudian.

Shame we won't get to assess your observations on the other Twente guy. Just remembered de Jong was from Twente too.

Michu should have done better there.

Swansea play in swan-white, Cardiff play in bluebird-red.

Bold denotes current active PL player.

http://i.imgur.com/vY0ku9E.png?1 Seems pretty good to me. Looking forward to both games tonight.

Probably be so in the French or other European league. Won't be in the PL unless your name is Suarez.

Who and why?

Bit rich coming from you.

I presume it will be a one-match ban for Catts and 3 for Dossena?

Didn't he lose his place only after the Man U loanee scored 4 in a game?

as bad as Cattermole's, those challenges come from people who don't really know how to tackle but want to look 'a bit ard' so go in fully committed. Hull were trying their best to level things up. Their performance with a 2 men advantage was ridiculously bad, coupled with some rash challenges towards the end. You'd thought that they was intent to make it 9-on-9.

Not sure he would even be aware of that tbh. Moment of serendipity.

Reckon Liverpool's FBs are in for a tough day.