LRD

Not an ounce of confidence left on the players who are totally broken. Needs replacing immediately so that we at least have a chance of savaging some points for survival.

Was that Shola crying?

Only 2 goals ahead of Wigan on GD as it stands.

Hoof!

Not even on target. Perch's such a shit header of the ball.

We are actually making them look like Barcelona.

That nice view of the city is the only positive from the match so far.

Has Cabaye seen the ball yet?

2 DMs and they are sending through balls at will ffs.

The rate we are going, we may crucially have an inferior goal difference to the 2 teams below us.

Wow, momentarily stunned.

They are cutting through us at will here.

Gozalo? Golazo?

How the fuck

Come on Bale, need a gozalo now.

Yes u sexy ape! (Oops, thought Bale scored. )

Very tactical team. Passing the ball and going down when necessary for a free kick.

Jonas in for Gouffran to track Johnson's runs instead of letting them worry about us at home.

Lennon coming on.

He's just not that type of player so it's never a red. Won the ball clean as a whistle.

Pardew will do well to learn from Wigan's approach. Taking the game to a CL contender at home. And we are facing a lesser team missing their best player.

Cunt scores.

Even Everton's goal was all that.