LRD

The second one. Yesterday's yellow is past the cut-off for accumulated yellows suspension.

Would be mad to announce a Carroll-esque 'we don't want you' message in any case, with his stock at a current high. Do think they have no intention of selling him anyway. He's central to Rodger's plans.

Pardew - 'It was the new sponsor.'

New PR guy. At least he hasn't got a disastrous approach as the previous one. (Mr Suarez is not a racist, get the tees out; no posting insider info or you'll get it from Pool supporters)

Blatantly gonna get 'taste of championship/ playing for QPR' tweets from Liverpool fans.

He didn't even complete the 7-match ban. Moved to England before the ban was up. If he goes back to the Eredivisie later in his career he still has to sit out a few matches.

Geoff Shreeves interviews Suarez on the incident.

Blah, shouldn't even be on the pitch.

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02445/suarez_2445839b.jpg 'Thanks Suarez!'

Reina.

Leave. Why? Yet to see Torres score.

Deserves an Oscar.

What's the clapping for?

That's actually one of his better hairstyles this season.

Could do with an injury to Agger.

Who's Anne?

I don't want to think.

Nice goal Defoe.

City defence caught sleeping.

Imagine us being able to create a chance like that.

That attempted clearance.

That's amazing. Good luck, Benfica.